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The '''Canbodian River''' is the most prominent feature of Canbodia, since it runs straight through it and is chock-full of cans, booze, and fish. Traversing it is the main way to get from place to place in Canbodia.
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The '''Canbodian River''' is the most prominent feature of Canbodia, since it runs straight through it and is chock-full of cans, booze, and fish. Traversing it is the main way to get from place to place in Canbodia during the Canbodian Adventures.
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==Activities==
 
==Activities==
 
There's only one thing you can do whilst sailing the Canbodian River—explore it.
 
There's only one thing you can do whilst sailing the Canbodian River—explore it.
 
===Exploring===
 
===Exploring===
For 5T, you can sail around the Canbodian River. As with the Red Light District and the Hoburbs, you need to be alive in order to explore it; however, unlike those two areas, it is efficient explore this area while ''Zombified'', as you won't run into any fights here.
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For '''5T''', you can sail around the Canbodian River and explore it for various items and nice little bonuses. As with the Red Light District and the Hoburbs, you need to be alive in order to explore it; however, unlike those two areas, it is efficient explore this area while ''Zombified'', as you won't run into any fights here.
  
 
The following is a list of events you can encounter while sailing the Canbodian River.
 
The following is a list of events you can encounter while sailing the Canbodian River.
  
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====Treasure Chest Event====
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<i>You decide it might be fun to take a quick break and go for a swim in the river.
! width="150pt" style="background:green; color:white" | Requirement(s)
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! width="150pt" style="background:red; color:white" | Reward(s)
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You bank off in a little river alcove and take a running leap off the edge of the Wonka Boat into the cool river water.
! width="150pt" style="background:#5B5B5B; color:white" | Accessibility
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! width="100pt" style="background:black; color:white" | Rarity
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Ow! You land on something hard!
|- align="center"
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! Treasure Chest Dive
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'''HoboWarrior''': Son of a- hey!
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| Money
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You look down and see you've landed on a treasure chest! You pull it up on board and open it to find it filled with cash!
| Available from the start.
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| Common
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You get '''money'''!</i>
|- align="center"
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====Floating Cans Event====
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<i>Ahab sails the Wonka Boat around the base of the river for a little while.
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I guess now you know why they call this place Canbodia. Bobbing up and down in the water are empty discarded cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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|- align="center"
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You reach your hands into the river and grab an armful.
!  
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You get '''cans'''!</i>
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====Can Shower Event====
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<i>You're minding your business, enjoying the calm of the river when suddenly, something whacks you on the head.
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!
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'''HoboWarrior''': Ow! What the...
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You look up and jump out of the way just in time to avoid a can falling out of the sky straight at you!
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'''Lance''': Nothing to worry about. Just a light can shower. It'll probably stop any second now.
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!  
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Sure enough, after a few more cans plunk into the boat and the surrounding waters, the river is quiet again.
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'''HoboWarrior''': Can showers?
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'''Lance''': I've read about this. It can happen when a strong wind current hits a recycling bin. They're usually pretty brief.
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Whatever. All you know is you just got some free cans! You dig around on the floor of the boat and pick up all the cans you can find.
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You get '''cans'''!</i>
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====Can Torrent Event====
|- align="center"
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<i>You're minding your business, enjoying the calm of the river when suddenly, something whacks you on the head.
!  
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| <hr />
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'''HoboWarrior''': Ow! What the...
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You look up and jump out of the way just in time to avoid a torrent of cans falling out of the sky straight at you!
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|- align="center"
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This is no ordinary can rain! This is a freaking can torrent!
!
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Whatever. All you know is you just got some free cans! You dig around on the floor of the boat and pick up all the cans you can find.
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You get '''cans'''!</i>
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|- align="center"
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====Shrunken Head Event====
!  
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<i>While sailing your boat past a jungle thicket you see a coconut floating in the water nearby.
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'''HoboWarrior''': I wonder what a coconut is doing out here...
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'''Crazy Eddie''': That no coconut.
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Eddie leans down into the water and pulls the not-coconut up out of the water and hands it to you.
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'''Crazy Eddie''': Is tiny head. Very valuable. Delicacy. Yum yum.
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That's when you notice what Eddie has handed you is no coconut, but a shrunken head. Cool!
|- align="center"
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You get the Shrunken Head http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Shrunken-Head.gif</i>
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====Abandoned Motor Event====
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<i>You're doing donuts half a click out from the skate park when you spot something in the water.
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'''HoboWarrior''': Cut the engine!
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You idle over to the object and find it's a fully functioning motor just floating in the water. You wouldn't even think such an object would float of it's own volition...
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'''Ahab''': Yarrr, look at the markings. It's Golf Papa's. Must be leftover from a damaged boat.
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Whatever. All you know is you just scored a sweet motor.
!
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You get the Abandoned Motor http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Abandoned-Motor.gif</i>
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====Orange Juice Event====
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<i>All this river navigating is making you thirsty.
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'''HoboWarrior''': Eddie, you got something refreshing to drink?
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'''Eddie''': Eddie have fresh squeezed.
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'''HoboWarrior''': Umm, y'know what, never-
|- align="center"
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Eddie tosses you a cold box of fresh-squeezed OJ.
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'''Eddie''': You take. This stuff no good for soup.
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You get the Orange Juice http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Orange-Juice.gif</i>
|- align="center"
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!  
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====Box of Olives Event====
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<i>While sailing near the Dive Bar you see a box floating in the water nearby. You reach in and pull it out.
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The box has Olives written on the side of it, though it's mostly empty. You dig around in the bottom and find what you can.
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You get Olive(s) http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Olive.gif</i>
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====Strange Bottle Events====
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<i>While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.
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You get the Jack Daniel's http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Jack-Daniels.gif
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<hr width="25%" />
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While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.
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You get the Decaf Kahlua http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Decaf-Kahlua.gif
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<hr width="25%" />
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While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.
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You get the Jagermeister http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Jagermeister.gif
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<hr width="25%" />
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While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.
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You get the Everclear http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Everclear.gif</i>
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====Odd Package Event====
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<i>While sailing around near the dive bar you notice an odd shaped package floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.
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It's a two for one value pack of Irish Cream! What a bargain!
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You get ('''2''') Irish Creams http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Irish-Cream.gif</i>
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To be continued...

Revision as of 06:48, 4 March 2010

The Canbodian River is the most prominent feature of Canbodia, since it runs straight through it and is chock-full of cans, booze, and fish. Traversing it is the main way to get from place to place in Canbodia during the Canbodian Adventures.

Activities

There's only one thing you can do whilst sailing the Canbodian River—explore it.

Exploring

For 5T, you can sail around the Canbodian River and explore it for various items and nice little bonuses. As with the Red Light District and the Hoburbs, you need to be alive in order to explore it; however, unlike those two areas, it is efficient explore this area while Zombified, as you won't run into any fights here.

The following is a list of events you can encounter while sailing the Canbodian River.

Treasure Chest Event

You decide it might be fun to take a quick break and go for a swim in the river.

You bank off in a little river alcove and take a running leap off the edge of the Wonka Boat into the cool river water.

Ow! You land on something hard!

HoboWarrior: Son of a- hey!

You look down and see you've landed on a treasure chest! You pull it up on board and open it to find it filled with cash!

You get money!

Floating Cans Event

Ahab sails the Wonka Boat around the base of the river for a little while.

I guess now you know why they call this place Canbodia. Bobbing up and down in the water are empty discarded cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

You reach your hands into the river and grab an armful.

You get cans!

Can Shower Event

You're minding your business, enjoying the calm of the river when suddenly, something whacks you on the head.

HoboWarrior: Ow! What the...

You look up and jump out of the way just in time to avoid a can falling out of the sky straight at you!

Lance: Nothing to worry about. Just a light can shower. It'll probably stop any second now.

Sure enough, after a few more cans plunk into the boat and the surrounding waters, the river is quiet again.

HoboWarrior: Can showers?

Lance: I've read about this. It can happen when a strong wind current hits a recycling bin. They're usually pretty brief.

Whatever. All you know is you just got some free cans! You dig around on the floor of the boat and pick up all the cans you can find.

You get cans!

Can Torrent Event

You're minding your business, enjoying the calm of the river when suddenly, something whacks you on the head.

HoboWarrior: Ow! What the...

You look up and jump out of the way just in time to avoid a torrent of cans falling out of the sky straight at you!

This is no ordinary can rain! This is a freaking can torrent!

Whatever. All you know is you just got some free cans! You dig around on the floor of the boat and pick up all the cans you can find.

You get cans!

Shrunken Head Event

While sailing your boat past a jungle thicket you see a coconut floating in the water nearby.

HoboWarrior: I wonder what a coconut is doing out here...

Crazy Eddie: That no coconut.

Eddie leans down into the water and pulls the not-coconut up out of the water and hands it to you.

Crazy Eddie: Is tiny head. Very valuable. Delicacy. Yum yum.

That's when you notice what Eddie has handed you is no coconut, but a shrunken head. Cool!

You get the Shrunken Head Shrunken-Head.gif

Abandoned Motor Event

You're doing donuts half a click out from the skate park when you spot something in the water.

HoboWarrior: Cut the engine!

You idle over to the object and find it's a fully functioning motor just floating in the water. You wouldn't even think such an object would float of it's own volition...

Ahab: Yarrr, look at the markings. It's Golf Papa's. Must be leftover from a damaged boat.

Whatever. All you know is you just scored a sweet motor.

You get the Abandoned Motor Abandoned-Motor.gif

Orange Juice Event

All this river navigating is making you thirsty.

HoboWarrior: Eddie, you got something refreshing to drink?

Eddie: Eddie have fresh squeezed.

HoboWarrior: Umm, y'know what, never-

Eddie tosses you a cold box of fresh-squeezed OJ.

Eddie: You take. This stuff no good for soup.

You get the Orange Juice Orange-Juice.gif

Box of Olives Event

While sailing near the Dive Bar you see a box floating in the water nearby. You reach in and pull it out.

The box has Olives written on the side of it, though it's mostly empty. You dig around in the bottom and find what you can.

You get Olive(s) Olive.gif

Strange Bottle Events

While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

You get the Jack Daniel's Jack-Daniels.gif



While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

You get the Decaf Kahlua Decaf-Kahlua.gif



While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

You get the Jagermeister Jagermeister.gif



While sailing around near the beach you notice a strange bottle floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

You get the Everclear Everclear.gif

Odd Package Event

While sailing around near the dive bar you notice an odd shaped package floating in the water. You reach down and grab it.

It's a two for one value pack of Irish Cream! What a bargain!

You get (2) Irish Creams Irish-Cream.gif


To be continued...