Liquor Store

Featuring Rick Astley of Rik Roll fame, the Liquor Store is no longer a brief stop in the life of adventures.

Once you obtain the Fake ID, you are able to enter the liquor store to purchase liquor. I know we're going a bit fast here, but try and keep up.

Each type of liquor you can buy provides two stats: a very small gain to your drinking stat and an addition to a fighting stat. Liquor and all alcohol prices are determined by the level of your hobo. The higher level your hobo is the high the alcohol costs.

All prices are relative to the cost of your Crudweiser, the basic drink. The formulas are as follows:

CrudWeiserPrice (CW) = 257.5 + (YourLevel * 2.5)

UpperDrinkPrices = CW * (DrinkRank * 2)

These figures are then rounded down to the next integer.

All stat gains (or losses) increase in magnitude as your drinking increases.

Image	Name	Drinking Gains	BAC	Cost ($)	Commentary
	Crudweiser	+0.01	+0.04%	01 CW	None
	Goon Sack	+0.02	+0.04%	04 CW	+0.05 Power
	Albino Ale	+0.02	+0.04%	04 CW	+0.05 Strength
	Purple Pigeon Vodka	+0.04	+0.1%	06 CW	+0.05 Power, +0.05 Speed
	John Cuervo Tequila	+0.04	+0.1%	06 CW	+0.05 Power, +0.05 Strength
	Birdbath Gin	+0.04	+0.1%	6 CW	+0.05 Strength, +0.05 Speed
	Rev's Rum	+0.04	+0.1%	8 CW	+0.1 Strength
	Ruiner's Rum	+0.04	+0.1%	8 CW	+0.1 Power
	Wild Terrier Whiskey	+0.04	+0.1%	8 CW	+0.1 Speed
	Zima Light	+0.04	+0.06%	10 CW	-0.025 Strength (+0 Strength if you are using the Boozaholic tattoo)
	Portly Stout	+0.01	+0.04%	10 CW	+0.1 Strength
	Boxcar Boxed Wine	+0.02	+0.04%	10 CW	+0.075 Power
	Octuple Sec	+0.05	+0.1%	12 CW	+0.125 Power
	Montreal Bourbon	+0.05	+0.1%	12 CW	+0.125 Strength
	Brandy Brand Brandy	+0.05	+0.1%	12 CW	+0.125 Speed
	Aunt Flo Amaretto	+0.05	+0.1%	14 CW	+0.125 Speed
	Mutton Chop Scotch	+0.05	+0.1%	16 CW	+0.075 Power, +0.100 Strength
	Homeless Hennessy	+0.06	+0.1%	20 CW	+0.050 Power, +0.050 Speed, +0.075 Strength