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Drinking is an activity that provides a variety of benefits, such as various stat gains, status effects, access to drunken battle techniques known as skills, and more.

Drinking is unlocked near the beginning of the Canbodia Adventures.

Your Liver and You

When drinking, it is important to keep an eye on your current Blood Alcohol Level (BAL). At any point, you can view your current BAL in your home. Your maximum blood alcohol level is 0.2, plus 0.01 for every 25 drinking stats. Should you go over your maximum BAL, you will LOSE drinking stat instead of gaining it; thus, if you were to drink something giving 0.04 BAL while you had 0.17 BAL or more with a .20 tolerance, you would lose drinking stat and pass out (losing all your life).

Every 15 minutes, or 10 minutes for donators, your BAL will drop by 0.01. As a result, it takes about 300 minutes (5 hours), 200 minutes (3 hours, 20 minutes) for donators, for your BAL to recover from 0.2 to 0.

There's a Time and a Place for Everything

Booze is unlocked for consumption by completing the opening mission of the third adventure set. Each mission completed unlocks at least one more beverage (or so it seems).

The exception to the above is a single Ruiner's Rum which is obtained during your journey in the Second City.

Not Just For College Students

Why should you train your drinking stat, you might wonder? Stop wondering; it is pretty obvious. Beyond being a nifty new stat that you will watch rise in awe, drinking some of the higher ranks drinks provide semi-insignificant increases to your fighting stats. Benefits of drinking also include the ability to use skills.

Stat gain from drinking is as follows:

(Base Stat Gain + Boozaholic Drinking Tattoo Bonus) × (1 + Drinking Stat / 100) × (1 + Total King's Cup Bonus / 10)

Requirements for Drinking Stat gain

Liquor: It Costs Too Much and Ruins Families

The thriving liquor industry in the Second City is a monument to the success of hobos everywhere. Unfortunately, that being said, it is an expensive hobby. As we have defined the cost of a Crudweiser, and, by association, all other drinks, we can now make long term estimations of the cost of training your drinking stat. As a result of this, your drinking experience may be hampered by your lack of financial freedom. But hey, everything has it's price.

There are several schools of thought regarding drinking training:

• Slow and Steady: Use the low level alcohols (currently, this is Crudweiser, but the future of drinking may change that). Takes longer, but costs significantly less.
• Ball to the Wall: Use the best of the best. In terms of early drinking, this would appear to be Rank 2 alcohols (Goonsack and Albino Ale, 4 times the cost, twice as fast). In terms of several days after that, it would appear to be the Rainbow Road (20 times the cost, slightly less than 5 times as fast). In today's world, this is the Centrifuge, a mixed drink.
• I Just Don't Care: Not training it. Teetotling lameasses. This opinion exists because drinking didn't seem to provide any benefit. Thankfully, they were wrong.

As a note, increasing your drinking stat seems to increase the pitiful fighting gains from alcohol. Not by much. As a result of this, some of the values for the liquor may be off by several points; while we have attempted to compensate for this, feel free to inform a Wiki Editor if you can confirm any details.

I Drink And I Smash Because I Love

Contrary to the opinions of the teetotling lameasses indicated in the last section, there does seem to be a benefit to drinking. Not the stat, but actually being drunk. It seems, similar to rats' sprint ability, to grant critical hits or dodges from time to time. While this might not seem like a huge benefit, bonuses should always be welcomed.

Add that to skill firings, and you have a rooting, tooting good time.

What's On Tap?

• All prices are relative to the cost of your Crudweiser, the basic drink. The formulas are as follows:
• Crudweiser Price (CW) = 257.5 + (Hobo Level * 2.5)
• Upper Drink Prices = CW * (Drink Rank * 2)
• These figures are then rounded down to the next integer.
• All stat gains (or losses) increase in magnitude as your drinking increases.
• The gains from drinks are slightly different over on HoboArena.

Drinks that are only present in Facebook HoboWars and HoboArena are marked with a dark gray background.

List of Alcoholic Beverages

Image	Name	Drinking Gains	BAL	Cost	Main Location	Base Stat Gains
	!a	-9999	-9999	-9999	!a	-9999
	Crudweiser	+0.01	+0.04%	1 CW	Liquor Store	01 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Goon Sack	+0.02	+0.04%	4 CW	Liquor Store	05 +0.000 Speed +0.050 Power +0.000 Strength
	Albino Ale	+0.02	+0.04%	4 CW	Liquor Store	06 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.050 Strength
	Purple Pigeon Vodka	+0.04	+0.10%	6 CW	Liquor Store	12 +0.050 Speed +0.050 Power +0.000 Strength
	John Cuervo Tequila	+0.04	+0.10%	6 CW	Liquor Store	14 +0.000 Speed +0.050 Power +0.050 Strength
	Birdbath Gin	+0.04	+0.10%	6 CW	Liquor Store	13 +0.050 Speed +0.000 Power +0.050 Strength
	Rev's Rum	+0.04	+0.10%	8 CW	Liquor Store	20 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.100 Strength
	Ruiner's Rum	+0.04	+0.10%	8 CW	Liquor Store	18 +0.000 Speed +0.100 Power +0.000 Strength
	Wild Terrier Whiskey	+0.04	+0.10%	8 CW	Liquor Store	17 +0.100 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Zima Light	+0.06	+0.04%	10 CW	Liquor Store	00 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power –0.025 Strength
	Portly Stout	+0.01	+0.04%	10 CW	Liquor Store	19 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.100 Strength
	Boxcar Boxed Wine	+0.02	+0.04%	10 CW	Liquor Store	10 +0.000 Speed +0.075 Power +0.000 Strength
	Octuple Sec	+0.05	+0.10%	12 CW	Liquor Store	23 +0.000 Speed +0.125 Power +0.000 Strength
	Montreal Bourbon	+0.05	+0.10%	12 CW	Liquor Store	24 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.125 Strength
	Brandy Brand Brandy	+0.05	+0.10%	12 CW	Liquor Store	21 +0.125 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Aunt Flo Amaretto	+0.05	+0.10%	14 CW	Liquor Store	22 +0.125 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Mutton Chop Scotch	+0.05	+0.10%	16 CW	Liquor Store	28 +0.000 Speed +0.075 Power +0.100 Strength
	Homeless Hennessy	+0.06	+0.10%	20 CW	Liquor Store	27 +0.050 Speed +0.050 Power +0.075 Strength
	Lemon Drop	+0.01	+0.03%	4 CW	Dive Bar	03 +0.050 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Buttery Nipple	+0.02	+0.03%	8 CW	Dive Bar	04 +0.050 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Canadian Flag	+0.02	+0.03%	12 CW	Dive Bar	08 +0.075 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	The CMYK	+0.03	+0.03%	16 CW	Dive Bar	09 +0.075 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Five Star General	+0.03	+0.03%	20 CW	Dive Bar	15 +0.100 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Rainbow Road	+0.04	+0.03%	24 CW	Dive Bar	16 +0.100 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Shot of Whiskey	+0.01	+0.03%	$3,000	Dive Bar	03.a +0.050 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Shot of Ruiner's Rum	+0.01	+0.03%	$3,000	Dive Bar	04.a +0.050 Speed +0.050 Power +0.000 Strength
	Shot of Tequila	+0.01	+0.03%	$3,000	Dive Bar	05.a +0.050 Speed +0.000 Power +0.050 Strength
	Bottle of Bernard's Barbaresco	+0.10	+0.04%	50 RP	Recycling Bin	30 +0.150 Speed +0.150 Power +0.150 Strength
	Bottle of Two Buck Chuck	+0.05	+0.04%	$100,000+	Dive Bar (Tip Jar)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.075 Power +0.000 Strength
	Decaf Kahlua	+0.09	+0.10%	5T	Sailing	24 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.125 Strength
	Everclear	+0.15	+0.10%	5T	Sailing	02 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength
	Irish Cream	+0.04	+0.10%	5T	Sailing	26 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.150 Strength
	Jack Daniel's	+0.08	+0.10%	5T	Sailing	29 +0.000 Speed +0.075 Power +0.100 Strength
	Jagermeister	+0.09	+0.10%	5T	Sailing	07 +0.025 Speed +0.025 Power +0.025 Strength
	!z	9999	9999	9999	!z	9999

List of Mixed Drinks

Image	Name	Drinking Gains	BAL	Ingredients (price)	Base Stat Gain	Effect
	Amish Highball	+0.04	+0.05%	Boxcar Boxed Wine Cola (10CW+$200)	+0.025 Speed +0.000 Power +0.050 Strength	Amish
	Angry Mother	+0.04	+0.05%	Aunt Flo Amaretto Sweet & Sour (14CW+$300)	+0.000 Speed +0.075 Power +0.000 Strength	Angry
	Bawling Baby	+0.07	+0.05%	Decaf Kahlua Purple Pigeon Vodka Milk (Awake+6CW+$250)	+0.0072 Begging	Bawling like a baby
	Centrifuge	+0.12	+0.05%	Birdbath Gin John Cuervo Tequila Octuple Sec Purple Pigeon Vodka Rev's Rum Sweet & Sour Cola (38CW+$600)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Uranium Enriched
	Dead Man Walking	+0.09	+0.05%	Octuple Sec Orange Juice Rev's Rum Ruiner's Rum Sweet & Sour (Awake+28CW+$300)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Zombified
	Eggnog	+0.1	+0.05%	Orange Gift (Awake)	+0.0750 Speed +0.0750 Power +0.0750 Strength +0.0250 Intelligence +0.0036 Begging
	Erupting Volcano	+0.05	+0.05%	Homeless Hennessy Dry Ice Fire Red Bull (Awake+20CW+$300+5 Cans)	+0.000 Speed +0.100 power +0.100 strength	Enraged
	Eye Gouger	+0.06	+0.05%	Purple Pigeon Vodka Soda Water (6CW+$200)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Blind
	Filthy Leprechaun	+0.05	+0.05%	Irish Cream Mutton Chop Scotch (Awake+16CW)	+0.075 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Green Noser
	Flaming Hedgehog	+0.05	+0.05%	Jagermeister Fire Red Bull (Awake+$300)	+0.000 Speed +0.125 Power +0.000 Strength	Flame-tipped Spiked Hair
	Gin & Juice	+0.06	+0.05%	Birdbath Gin Orange Juice (Awake+6CW)	+0.050 Intel	Laid Back
	Happy Puppy	+0.04	+0.05%	Wild Terrier Whiskey Cola (8CW+$200)	+0.000 Speed +0.100 Power +0.000 Strength	Puppy Power
	Hedgehog	+0.04	+0.05%	Jagermeister Red Bull (Awake+$300)	+0.000 Speed +0.100 Power +0.000 Strength	Spiked Hair
	Hungry Hippo	+0.03	+0.1%	Decaf Kahlua Irish Cream Purple Pigeon Vodka Milk (Awake+6CW+$250)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	You can eat another meal.
	Jolly Gentleman	+0.04	+0.05%	Birdbath Gin Olive (Awake+6CW)	+0.000 Speed +0.100 Power +0.000 Strength	Classy as Hell
	Purring Kitty	+0.04	+0.05%	Birdbath Gin Soda Water (6CW+$200)	+0.100 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Kitten Pox
	Self Immolation	+0.03	+0.05%	Aunt Flo Amaretto Crudweiser Everclear Fire (Awake+15CW)	+0.000 Speed +0.200 power +0.075 strength	On Fire
	Sludge	+0.01	+0.05%	Made from mixing drinks that do not form a proper mixed drink	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Collect 1000 to unlock a new wish
	Sorrowful Penguin	+0.04	+0.05%	Ice Jolly Rancher Zima Light (Awake+10CW+$50)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Sorrowful
	Ten Foot Drop	+0.10	+0.05%	Octuple Sec Purple Pigeon Vodka Sweet & Sour (18CW+$300)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	You lose all your life.
	The Long Walk	+0.08	+0.05%	Montreal Bourbon Mutton Chop Scotch Wild Terrier Whiskey (26CW)	11 +0.000 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Shoegazer
	Time Traveler	+0.060	+0.05%	$20,000 & 1 Credit (Cabana Bar)	+0.250 Speed +0.000 Power +0.000 Strength	Time Displacement