Revision as of 21:37, 6 March 2012

Hobos like to drink. I bet you didn't know that, not many people do. And just like real hobos, so do we. You'll be able to train your drinking stat starting with your mission to Canbodia.

Drinking: Why You Should Get Hammered NOW

Your Liver and You

When drinking, it is important to keep an eye on your current Blood Alcohol Content (BAC). At any point, you can view your current BAC in your home. Your maximum blood alcohol level is 0.2, plus 0.01 for every 25 drinking stats. Should you go over your maximum BAC, you will LOSE drinking stat instead of gaining it; thus, if you were to drink something giving 0.04 BAC while you had 0.17 BAC or more with a .20 tolerance, you would lose drinking stat and pass out (losing all your life).

Every 15 minutes, or 10 minutes for donators, your BAC will drop by 0.01. As a result, it takes about 300 minutes (5 hours), 200 minutes (3 hours, 20 minutes) for donators, for your BAC to recover from 0.2 to 0.

There's a Time and a Place for Everything

Booze is unlocked for consumption by completing the opening mission of the third adventure set. Each mission completed unlocks at least one more beverage (or so it seems).

The exception to the above is a single Ruiner's Rum which is obtained during your journey in the Second City.

Not Just For College Students

Why should you train your drinking stat, you might wonder. Stop wondering, it is pretty obvious. The drinking stat, beyond being a nifty new stat that you will watch rise in awe, drinking some of the higher ranks drinks provide semi-insignificant increases to your fighting stats. Benefits of drinking also include the ability to use skills.

Stat gain from drinking is as follows:

(Base Stat Gain + Drinking Tattoo Bonus) × (1 + Drinking Stat / 100) × (1 + Total King's Cup Bonus / 10)

Liquor: It Costs Too Much and Ruins Families

The thriving liquor industry in the Second City is a monument to the success of hobos everywhere. Unfortunately, that said, it is an expensive hobby. As we have defined the cost of a Crudweiser, and, by association, all other drinks, we can now make long term estimations of the cost of training your drinking stat. As a result of this, your drinking experience may be hampered by your lack of financial freedom. But hey, everything has it's price.

There are several schools of thought regarding drinking training:

• Slow and Steady: Use the low level alcohols (currently, this is Crudweiser, but the future of drinking may change that). Takes longer, but costs significantly less.
• Ball to the Wall: Use the best of the best. In terms of early drinking, this would appear to be Rank 2 alcohols (Goonsack and Albino Ale, 4 times the cost, twice as fast). In terms of several days after that, it would appear to be the Rainbow Road (20 times the cost, slightly less than 5 times as fast). In today's world, this is the Centrifuge, a mixed drink.
• I Just Don't Care: Not training it. Teetotling lameasses. This opinion exists because drinking didn't seem to provide any benefit. Thankfully, they were wrong.

As a note, increasing your drinking stat seems to increase the pitiful fighting gains from alcohol. Not by much. As a result of this, some of the values for the liquor may be off by several points; while we have attempted to compensate for this, feel free to inform a Wikiauthor if you can confirm any details.

I Drink And I Smash Because I Love

Contrary to the opinions of the teetotling lameasses indicated in the last section, there does seem to be a benefit to drinking. Not the stat, but actually being drunk. It seems, similar to rats' sprint ability, to grant critical hits or dodges from time to time. While this might not seem like a huge benefit, bonuses should always be welcomed.

Add that to skill firings, and you have a rooting, tooting good time.

What's On Tap?

All prices are relative to the cost of your Crudweiser, the basic drink. The formulas are as follows:

CrudWeiserPrice (CW) = 257.5 + (YourLevel * 2.5)

UpperDrinkPrices = CW * (DrinkRank * 2)

These figures are then rounded down to the next integer.

All stat gains (or losses) increase in magnitude as your drinking increases.

Image	Name	Drinking Gains	BAC	Cost ($)	Buy From	Base Fighting Gains
	Crudweiser	+0.01	+0.04	01 CW	Liquor Store	None. It's cheap though.
	Goon Sack	+0.02	+0.04	04 CW	Liquor Store	+0.05 Power
	Albino Ale	+0.02	+0.04	04 CW	Liquor Store	+0.05 Strength
	Purple Pigeon Vodka	+0.04	+0.1	06 CW	Liquor Store	+0.05 Power, +0.05 Speed
	John Cuervo Tequila	+0.04	+0.1	06 CW	Liquor Store	+0.05 Power, +0.05 Strength
	Birdbath Gin	+0.04	+0.1	06 CW	Liquor Store	+0.05 Strength, +0.05 Speed
	Rev's Rum	+0.04	+0.1	08 CW	Liquor Store	+0.1 Strength
	Ruiner's Rum	+0.04	+0.1	08 CW	Liquor Store	+0.1 Power
	Wild Terrier Whiskey	+0.04	+0.1	08 CW	Liquor Store	+0.1 Speed
	Zima Light	+0.06	+0.04	10 CW	Liquor Store	-0.025 Strength
	Portly Stout	+0.01	+0.04	10 CW	Liquor Store	+0.1 Strength
	Boxcar Boxed Wine	+0.02	+0.04	10 CW	Liquor Store	+0.075 Power
	Octuple Sec	+0.05	+0.1	12 CW	Liquor Store	+0.125 Power
	Montreal Bourbon	+0.05	+0.1	12 CW	Liquor Store	+0.125 Strength
	Brandy Brand Brandy	+0.05	+0.1	12 CW	Liquor Store	+0.125 Speed
	Aunt Flo Amaretto	+0.05	+0.1	14 CW	Liquor Store	+0.125 Speed
	Mutton Chop Scotch	+0.05	+0.1	06 CW	Liquor Store	+0.075 Power, +0.100 Strength
	Homeless Hennessy	+0.06	+0.1	20 CW	Liquor Store	+0.050 Power +0.050, Speed +0.075, Strength
	Lemon Drop	+0.01	+0.03	04 CW	Dive Bar	+0.05 Speed
	Buttery Nipple	+0.02	+0.03	08 CW	Dive Bar	+0.05 Speed
	Canadian Flag	+0.02	+0.03	12 CW	Dive Bar	+0.076 Speed
	The CMYK	+0.03	+0.03	16 CW	Dive Bar	+0.076 Speed
	Five Star General	+0.03	+0.03	20 CW	Dive Bar	+0.1 Speed
	Rainbow Road	+0.04	+0.03	24 CW	Dive Bar	+0.1 Speed
	Bottle of Bernard's Barbaresco	+0.1	+0.04	NA	Recycling Bin	+0.15 Power, +0.15 Strength, +0.15 Speed

Mixed Drink Recipes

Image	Name	Drinking Gains	BAC	Ingredients (price)	Buy from	Base Fighting Gain	Effect
	Amish Highball	+0.05	+0.05%	Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200	Liquor Store	+0.075 Speed, +0.05 Strength	+0 attack, -2000 defense for a certain length of time
	Angry Mother	+0.05	+0.04%	Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200)	Liquor Store	+0.025 Power	Power increased by 20% for a certain length of time
	Bawling Baby	+0.05	+0.07%	Decaf Kahlua (Sailing) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Milk ($250)	Sailing/Liquor Store	+0.02 Begging	-50% cash from begging, increases beg exp by 50%.
	Centrifuge	+0.05	+0.12%	Birdbath Gin (6CW) + John Cuervo Tequila (6CW) + Octuple Sec (12CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Rev's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($400) + Cola ($200)	Liquor Store	None	You become radioactive causing your opponent to take damage each time they hit you.
	Dead Man Walking	+0.05	+0.1%	Octuple Sec (8CW) + Orange Juice (Sailing) + Rev's Rum (6CW) + Ruiner's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300)	Sailing/Liquor Store	None	Allows you to do things while dead that you normally need to be alive for, like sailing and begging.
	Erupting Volcano	+0.05	+0.05%	Homeless Hennessy (20CW) + Dry Ice (5 Cans) + Fire (Stick) + Red Bull ($300)	Flea Market/Kurtz's Camp/Liquor Store	+0.175 power, +0.175 strength	Power and strength increased by 25% for a certain length of time
	Eye Gouger	+0.05	+0.06%	Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Soda Water ($200)	Liquor Store	None	+10% cash from begging, increases beg exp by 35%
	Filthy Leprechaun	+0.05	+0.05%	Irish Cream (Sailing) + Mutton Chop Scotch (6CW)	Sailing/Liquor Store	+0.075 Speed	You'll find more cash when exploring the city
	Flaming Hedgehog	+0.05	+0.05%	Fire (Stick) + Jagermeister (Sailing) + Red Bull ($300)	Kurtz's Camp/Sailing/Liquor Store	+0.125 Power	Your opponent takes damage when they hit you
	Gin & Juice	+0.06	+0.05%	Birdbath Gin (6CW) + Orange Juice (Sailing)	Liquor Store/Sailing	+0.05 Intel	If you lose a fight you won't lose any money
	Happy Puppy	+0.04	+0.05%	Cola ($200) + Wild Terrier Whiskey (8CW)	Liquor Store	+0.1 Power	+100 Power for a period of time
	Hedgehog	+0.04	+0.05%	Jagermeister (Sailing) + Red Bull ($300)	Sailing/Liquor Store	+0.1 Power	Your opponent takes damage when they hit you
	Hungry Hippo	+0.03	+0.1%	Decaf Kahlua (Sailing) + Irish Cream (Sailing) + Milk ($250) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW)	Sailing/Liquor Store	None	You can eat another meal
	Jolly Genteman	+0.04	+0.05%	Birdbath Gin (6CW) + Olive (Sailing)	Liquor Store/Sailing	+0.1 Power	Increased respect when fighting for a period of time
	Purring Kitty	+0.04	+0.05%	Birdbath Gin (6CW) + Soda Water ($200)	Liquor Store	+0.1 Speed	+100 speed for a period of time
	Self Immolation	+0.03	+0.05%	Aunt Flo Amaretto (14CW) + Crudweiser (1CW) + Everclear (Sailing) + Fire (Stick)	Liquor Store/Sailing/Kurtz's Camp	+0.2 power, +0.075 strength	Your opponent takes damage when they hit you
	Sludge	+0.01	+0.05%	Made from mixing drinks that do not form a proper mixed drink	N/A	None	Collect 1000 to unlock a new wish
	Sorrowful Penguin	+0.04	+0.05%	Ice ($50) + Jolly Rancher (Improved Dumpster) + Zima Light (10CW)	Liquor Store/Improved Dumpster	None	If someone attacks you and wins, they still lose
	Ten Foot Drop	+0.1	+0.05%	Octuple Sec (12 CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300)	Liquor Store	None	You lose all your life
	The Long Walk	+0.08	+0.05%	Motreal Bourbon (12CW) + Mutton Chop Scotch (6CW) + Wild Terrier Whiskey (8CW)	Liquor Store	None	More cash and cans when exploring the city