Revision as of 02:52, 28 October 2012

Train Station

• A location in the Second City used to travel to Hoburbia.
• The train station is also used during the Second City Adventures to obtain the One Beer and Address Book.

Boxes

Box 1

• You sneak up to Box #1.

You look inside the cardboard box and see a bunch of coats. Curious, you push aside the coats, only to find more coats. You step into the cardboard box and keep making your way through a seemingly endless line of coats until suddenly you feel snow beneath your feet. You step out into a snowy grove surrounded on all sides by trees. One of them is an apple tree.

You pluck a fresh one from its branches and quickly place it into your trolly.

Just then you notice a creepy bearded hobo with goat legs ambling towards you. You freak out and run out of the cardboard box and emerge back behind the train station.

Box 2

• Inside the cardboard box you find a strange switch with a sign above it that reads "City Hall stash. Sssshhhhh"

Without any hesitation you flip the switch. There are a few clanking sounds, then nothing. Curious.

Box 3

• You sneak up to Box #3.

When you look inside the box you see that it has been vacated.

Box 4

• You sneak up to Box #4.

The box seems to be vacated. Might have to remember this if you're ever in need of some free lodging...

Box 5

• You sneak up to Box #5.

You peek your head inside the cardboard box wherein you see an extremely drunk hobo crushing beer cans against his skull and humming Baby Elephant Waltz loudly. Unfortunately, it's not Dilbo.

You catch a strong scent of alcohol as you step away from the cardboard box.

Box 6

• You sneak up to Box #6.

The box seems to be vacated. Might have to remember this if you're ever in need of some free lodging...

Box 7

• You sneak up to Box #7.

The box seems to be vacated. Might have to remember this if you're ever in need of some free lodging...

Box 8

• You sneak up to Box #8.

You peer inside the cardboard box and see a smaller cardboard box. You peer inside that cardboard box and see another, smaller cardboard box. This keeps happening for about a dozen boxes before you reach a box so tiny you accidentally crush it trying to peer inside. You hear a tiny hobo scream and get so freaked out you bolt.

You can barely smell alcohol as you leave the box.

Box 9

• You sneak up to Box #9.

You peek your head inside the box and see a dirty hobo making out with an attractive woman. The woman screams and sticks a stiletto heel in your face!

You lose 20 life!

You catch a whiff of alcohol as you step away from the cardboard box.

Box 10

• You sneak up to Box #10.

You peek inside the cardboard box and see a family of rats munching on some leftover pizza from a garbage bin.

You catch a strong scent of alcohol as you step away from the cardboard box.

Box 11

• You sneak up to Box #11.

Dilbo's box has been vacated. There's really not much of anything left here. Uncle Dilbo must have drank all his fortunes away.

Box 12

• You sneak up to Box #12.

As you peer inside the cardboard box a pair of beady red eyes stares back at you. It's a drunk hobo alright, but it's not Dilbo.

You catch a strong scent of alcohol as you step away from the cardboard box.