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:Hobos like to drink. I bet you didn't know that, not many people do. And just like real hobos, so do we. You'll be able to train your drinking stat starting with [[Adventures|your mission to Canbodia]].
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'''Drinking''' is an activity that provides a variety of benefits, such as various stat gains, [[Status Effects|status effects]], access to drunken battle techniques known as [[skills]], and more.
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Drinking is unlocked near the beginning of the [[Adventures#Canbodia Adventures|Canbodia Adventures]].
  
=Drinking: Why You Should Get Hammered NOW=
 
 
==Your Liver and You==
 
==Your Liver and You==
:When drinking, it is important to keep an eye on your current Blood Alcohol Content (BAC). At any point, you can view your current BAC in your home. Your maximum blood alcohol level is 0.2, plus 0.01 for every 25 drinking stats. Should you go over your maximum BAC, you will LOSE drinking stat instead of gaining it; thus, if you were to drink something giving 0.04 BAC while you had 0.17 BAC or more with a .20 tolerance, you would lose drinking stat and pass out (losing all your life).
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When drinking, it is important to keep an eye on your current Blood Alcohol Content (BAC). At any point, you can view your current BAC in your home. Your maximum blood alcohol level is 0.2, plus 0.01 for every 25 drinking stats. Should you go over your maximum BAC, you will LOSE drinking stat instead of gaining it; thus, if you were to drink something giving 0.04 BAC while you had 0.17 BAC or more with a .20 tolerance, you would lose drinking stat and pass out (losing all your life).
:Every 15 minutes, or 10 minutes for donators, your BAC will drop by 0.01. As a result, it takes about 300 minutes (5 hours), 200 minutes (3 hours, 20 minutes) for donators, for your BAC to recover from 0.2 to 0.
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Every 15 minutes, or 10 minutes for donators, your BAC will drop by 0.01. As a result, it takes about 300 minutes (5 hours), 200 minutes (3 hours, 20 minutes) for donators, for your BAC to recover from 0.2 to 0.
  
 
==There's a Time and a Place for Everything==
 
==There's a Time and a Place for Everything==
:Booze is unlocked for consumption by completing the opening mission of the [[Adventures#Canbodia|third adventure set]]. Each mission completed unlocks at least one more beverage (or so it seems).
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Booze is unlocked for consumption by completing the opening mission of the [[Adventures#Canbodia|third adventure set]]. Each mission completed unlocks at least one more beverage (or so it seems).
:The exception to the above is a single Ruiner's Rum which is obtained during your journey in the Second City.
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The exception to the above is a single Ruiner's Rum which is obtained during your journey in the Second City.
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==Not Just For College Students==
 
==Not Just For College Students==
:Why should you train your drinking stat, you might wonder? Stop wondering; it is pretty obvious. Beyond being a nifty new stat that you will watch rise in awe, drinking some of the higher ranks drinks provide semi-insignificant increases to your fighting stats. Benefits of drinking also include the ability to use [[skills]].
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Why should you train your drinking stat, you might wonder? Stop wondering; it is pretty obvious. Beyond being a nifty new stat that you will watch rise in awe, drinking some of the higher ranks drinks provide semi-insignificant increases to your fighting stats. Benefits of drinking also include the ability to use [[skills]].
:Stat gain from drinking is as follows:  
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Stat gain from drinking is as follows:
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(Base Stat Gain + Drinking Tattoo Bonus) × (1 + Drinking Stat / 100) × (1 + Total King's Cup Bonus / 10)
 
(Base Stat Gain + Drinking Tattoo Bonus) × (1 + Drinking Stat / 100) × (1 + Total King's Cup Bonus / 10)
  
 
==Liquor: It Costs Too Much and Ruins Families==
 
==Liquor: It Costs Too Much and Ruins Families==
:The thriving liquor industry in the [[Second City]] is a monument to the success of hobos everywhere. Unfortunately, that being said, it is an expensive hobby. As we have defined the cost of a Crudweiser, and, by association, all other drinks, we can now make long term estimations of the cost of training your drinking stat. As a result of this, your drinking experience may be hampered by your lack of financial freedom. But hey, everything has it's price.
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The thriving liquor industry in the [[Second City]] is a monument to the success of hobos everywhere. Unfortunately, that being said, it is an expensive hobby. As we have defined the cost of a Crudweiser, and, by association, all other drinks, we can now make long term estimations of the cost of training your drinking stat. As a result of this, your drinking experience may be hampered by your lack of financial freedom. But hey, everything has it's price.
:There are several schools of thought regarding drinking training:
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::*'''Slow and Steady''': Use the low level alcohols (currently, this is Crudweiser, but the future of drinking may change that). Takes longer, but costs significantly less.
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There are several schools of thought regarding drinking training:
::*'''Ball to the Wall''': Use the best of the best. In terms of early drinking, this would appear to be Rank 2 alcohols (Goonsack and Albino Ale, 4 times the cost, twice as fast). In terms of several days after that, it would appear to be the Rainbow Road (20 times the cost, slightly less than 5 times as fast). In today's world, this is the Centrifuge, a mixed drink.
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*'''Slow and Steady''': Use the low level alcohols (currently, this is Crudweiser, but the future of drinking may change that). Takes longer, but costs significantly less.
::*'''I Just Don't Care''': Not training it. Teetotling lameasses. This opinion exists because drinking didn't seem to provide any benefit. Thankfully, they were wrong.
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*'''Ball to the Wall''': Use the best of the best. In terms of early drinking, this would appear to be Rank 2 alcohols (Goonsack and Albino Ale, 4 times the cost, twice as fast). In terms of several days after that, it would appear to be the Rainbow Road (20 times the cost, slightly less than 5 times as fast). In today's world, this is the Centrifuge, a mixed drink.
:As a note, increasing your drinking stat seems to increase the pitiful fighting gains from alcohol. Not by much. As a result of this, some of the values for the liquor may be off by several points; while we have attempted to compensate for this, feel free to inform a Wikiauthor if you can confirm any details.
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*'''I Just Don't Care''': Not training it. Teetotling lameasses. This opinion exists because drinking didn't seem to provide any benefit. Thankfully, they were wrong.
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As a note, increasing your drinking stat seems to increase the pitiful fighting gains from alcohol. Not by much. As a result of this, some of the values for the liquor may be off by several points; while we have attempted to compensate for this, feel free to inform a Wikiauthor if you can confirm any details.
  
 
==I Drink And I Smash Because I Love==
 
==I Drink And I Smash Because I Love==
:Contrary to the opinions of the teetotling lameasses indicated in the last section, there does seem to be a benefit to drinking. Not the stat, but actually being drunk. It seems, similar to rats' sprint ability, to grant critical hits or dodges from time to time. While this might not seem like a huge benefit, bonuses should always be welcomed.
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Contrary to the opinions of the teetotling lameasses indicated in the last section, there does seem to be a benefit to drinking. Not the stat, but actually being drunk. It seems, similar to rats' sprint ability, to grant critical hits or dodges from time to time. While this might not seem like a huge benefit, bonuses should always be welcomed.
:Add that to skill firings, and you have a rooting, tooting good time.
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Add that to skill firings, and you have a rooting, tooting good time.
  
 
==What's On Tap?==
 
==What's On Tap?==
:All prices are relative to the cost of your Crudweiser, the basic drink. The formulas are as follows:
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* All prices are relative to the cost of your Crudweiser, the basic drink. The formulas are as follows:
:CrudWeiserPrice (CW) = 257.5 + (YourLevel * 2.5)
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* Crudweiser Price (CW) = 257.5 + (Hobo Level * 2.5)
:UpperDrinkPrices = CW * (DrinkRank * 2)
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* Upper Drink Prices = CW * (Drink Rank * 2)
:These figures are then rounded down to the next integer.
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* These figures are then rounded down to the next integer.
:All stat gains (or losses) increase in magnitude as your drinking increases.
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* All stat gains (or losses) increase in magnitude as your drinking increases.
  
  
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===List of Alcoholic Beverages===
 
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! width="60pt" style="background:white; color:black" class="unsortable" | Image
! width="160pt" style="background:blue; color:white" | Name
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! width="140pt" style="background:blue; color:white" | Name
! width="160pt" style="background:red; color:white" | Drinking Gains
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! width="120pt" style="background:red; color:white" | Drinking Gains
! style="background:; color:white" | BAC
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! width="60pt" style="background:gray; color:white" | BAL
! style="background:green; color:white" | Cost ($)
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! width="80pt" style="background:green; color:white" | Cost
! style="background:#C67171; color:white" | Buy From
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! width="120pt" style="background:#C67171; color:white" | Main Location
! style="background:gray; color:white" | Base Fighting Gains
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! width="120pt" style="background:gray; color:white" | Base Stat Gains
 
|- style="display:none;"
 
|- style="display:none;"
|-align="center"
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| !a
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| -9999
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| -9999
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| -9999
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| !a
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| -9999
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|- align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Crudweiser.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Crudweiser.gif
 
| Crudweiser  
 
| Crudweiser  
| +0.01  
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| +0.01
| +0.04  
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| +0.04%
| 01 CW  
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| 1 CW  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| None. It's cheap though.
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| <span style="display:none">11 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
|-align="center"
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|- align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Goon-Sack.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Goon-Sack.gif
 
| Goon Sack  
 
| Goon Sack  
 
| +0.02  
 
| +0.02  
| +0.04  
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| +0.04%
| 04 CW  
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| 4 CW
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.05 Power
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| <span style="display:none">31 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br />+0.050 Power<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
|-align="center"
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|- align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Albino-Ale.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Albino-Ale.gif
 
| Albino Ale  
 
| Albino Ale  
 
| +0.02  
 
| +0.02  
| +0.04  
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| +0.04%
| 04 CW  
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| 4 CW  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.05 Strength
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| <span style="display:none">42 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br />+0.050 Strength
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Purple-Pigeon-Vodka.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Purple-Pigeon-Vodka.gif
 
| Purple Pigeon Vodka  
 
| Purple Pigeon Vodka  
 
| +0.04  
 
| +0.04  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
| 06 CW  
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| 6 CW  
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.05 Power, +0.05 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">51 </span>+0.050 Speed<br/ >+0.050 Power<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/John-Cuervo-Tequila.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/John-Cuervo-Tequila.gif
 
| John Cuervo Tequila  
 
| John Cuervo Tequila  
 
| +0.04  
 
| +0.04  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
| 06 CW  
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| 6 CW
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.05 Power, +0.05 Strength
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| <span style="display:none">71 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br />+0.050 Power<br/ >+0.050 Strength
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Birdbath-Gin.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Birdbath-Gin.gif
 
| Birdbath Gin  
 
| Birdbath Gin  
 
| +0.04  
 
| +0.04  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
| 06 CW  
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| 6 CW  
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.05 Strength, +0.05 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">61 </span>+0.050 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br />+0.050 Strength
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Revs-Rum.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Revs-Rum.gif
 
| Rev's Rum  
 
| Rev's Rum  
 
| +0.04  
 
| +0.04  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
| 08 CW  
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| 8 CW  
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.1 Strength
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| <span style="display:none">44 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br />+0.100 Strength
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Ruiners-Rum.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Ruiners-Rum.gif
 
| Ruiner's Rum  
 
| Ruiner's Rum  
 
| +0.04  
 
| +0.04  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
| 08 CW  
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| 8 CW  
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.1 Power
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| <span style="display:none">34 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br />+0.100 Power<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Wild-Terrier-Whiskey.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Wild-Terrier-Whiskey.gif
 
| Wild Terrier Whiskey  
 
| Wild Terrier Whiskey  
 
| +0.04  
 
| +0.04  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
| 08 CW  
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| 8 CW  
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.1 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">27 </span>+0.100 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Zima-Light.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Zima-Light.gif
 
| Zima Light  
 
| Zima Light  
 
| +0.06  
 
| +0.06  
| +0.04  
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| +0.04%
 
| 10 CW  
 
| 10 CW  
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| -0.025 Strength
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| <span style="display:none">41 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:red">&ndash;0.025 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Portly-Stout.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Portly-Stout.gif
 
| Portly Stout  
 
| Portly Stout  
 
| +0.01  
 
| +0.01  
| +0.04  
+
| +0.04%
 
| 10 CW  
 
| 10 CW  
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.1 Strength
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| <span style="display:none">43 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br />+0.100 Strength
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Boxcar-Boxed-Wine.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Boxcar-Boxed-Wine.gif
 
| Boxcar Boxed Wine  
 
| Boxcar Boxed Wine  
 
| +0.02  
 
| +0.02  
| +0.04  
+
| +0.04%
| 10 CW  
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| 10 CW
| [[Liquor Store]]  
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| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.075 Power
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| <span style="display:none">32 </span> <span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br />+0.075 Power<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Octuple-Sec.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Octuple-Sec.gif
 
| Octuple Sec  
 
| Octuple Sec  
 
| +0.05  
 
| +0.05  
| +0.1
+
| +0.10%
 
| 12 CW  
 
| 12 CW  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.125 Power
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| <span style="display:none">35 </span> <span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br />+0.125 Power<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Montreal-Bourbon.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Montreal-Bourbon.gif
 
| Montreal Bourbon   
 
| Montreal Bourbon   
 
| +0.05  
 
| +0.05  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
 
| 12 CW  
 
| 12 CW  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.125 Strength
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| <span style="display:none">45 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br />+0.125 Strength
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Brandy-Brand-Brandy.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Brandy-Brand-Brandy.gif
 
| Brandy Brand Brandy   
 
| Brandy Brand Brandy   
 
| +0.05  
 
| +0.05  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
 
| 12 CW
 
| 12 CW
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.125 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">28 </span>+0.125 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Aunt-Flo-Amaretto.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Aunt-Flo-Amaretto.gif
 
| Aunt Flo Amaretto   
 
| Aunt Flo Amaretto   
| +0.05  
+
| +0.05
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
 
| 14 CW  
 
| 14 CW  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.125 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">29 </span>+0.125 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Mutton-Chop-Scotch.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Mutton-Chop-Scotch.gif
 
| Mutton Chop Scotch   
 
| Mutton Chop Scotch   
 
| +0.05  
 
| +0.05  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
| 06 CW  
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| 16 CW  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.075 Power, +0.100 Strength
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| <span style="display:none">72 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br />+0.075 Power<br />+0.100 Strength
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Homeless-Hennessy.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Homeless-Hennessy.gif
 
| Homeless Hennessy   
 
| Homeless Hennessy   
 
| +0.06  
 
| +0.06  
| +0.1
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| +0.10%
 
| 20 CW  
 
| 20 CW  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]  
| +0.050 Power +0.050, Speed +0.075, Strength  
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| <span style="display:none">81 </span>+0.050 Speed<br />+0.050 Power<br />+0.075 Strength  
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Lemon-Drop.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Lemon-Drop.gif
 
| Lemon Drop  
 
| Lemon Drop  
 
| +0.01  
 
| +0.01  
| +0.03  
+
| +0.03%
| 04 CW  
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| 4 CW
 
| [[Dive Bar]]  
 
| [[Dive Bar]]  
| +0.05 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">21 </span>+0.050 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Buttery-Nipple.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Buttery-Nipple.gif
 
| Buttery Nipple  
 
| Buttery Nipple  
 
| +0.02  
 
| +0.02  
| +0.03  
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| +0.03%
| 08 CW  
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| 8 CW  
| [[Dive Bar]]  
+
| [[Dive Bar]]  
| +0.05 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">22 </span>+0.050 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Canadian-Flag.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Canadian-Flag.gif
 
| Canadian Flag  
 
| Canadian Flag  
 
| +0.02  
 
| +0.02  
| +0.03  
+
| +0.03%
 
| 12 CW  
 
| 12 CW  
| [[Dive Bar]]  
+
| [[Dive Bar]]  
| +0.076 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">23 </span>+0.075 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/The-CMYK.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/The-CMYK.gif
 
| The CMYK  
 
| The CMYK  
 
| +0.03  
 
| +0.03  
| +0.03  
+
| +0.03%
 
| 16 CW  
 
| 16 CW  
 
| [[Dive Bar]]  
 
| [[Dive Bar]]  
| +0.076 Speed
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| <span style="display:none">24 </span>+0.075 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Five-Star-General.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Five-Star-General.gif
 
| Five Star General  
 
| Five Star General  
 
| +0.03  
 
| +0.03  
| +0.03  
+
| +0.03%
 
| 20 CW   
 
| 20 CW   
 
| [[Dive Bar]]  
 
| [[Dive Bar]]  
| +0.1 Speed
+
| <span style="display:none">25 </span>+0.100 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Rainbow-Road.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Rainbow-Road.gif
 
| Rainbow Road  
 
| Rainbow Road  
 
| +0.04  
 
| +0.04  
| +0.03  
+
| +0.03%
 
| 24 CW  
 
| 24 CW  
| [[Dive Bar]]  
+
| [[Dive Bar]]  
| +0.1 Speed
+
| <span style="display:none">26 </span>+0.100 Speed<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Power</span><br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 
|-align="center"
 
|-align="center"
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Bottle-of-Bernards-Barbaresco.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Bottle-of-Bernards-Barbaresco.gif
 
| Bottle of Bernard's Barbaresco  
 
| Bottle of Bernard's Barbaresco  
| +0.1
+
| +0.10
| +0.04  
+
| +0.04%
| NA
+
| 50 <span title="Recycling Points">RP</span>
 
| [[Recycling Bin]]  
 
| [[Recycling Bin]]  
| +0.15 Power, +0.15 Strength, +0.15 Speed
+
| <span style="display:none">82 </span>+0.150 Speed<br />+0.150 Power<br />+0.150 Strength
 +
|-align="center"
 +
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Bottle-of-Two-Buck-Chuck.gif
 +
| Bottle of Two Buck Chuck
 +
| +0.05
 +
| +0.04%
 +
| $100,000+
 +
| [[Dive Bar]]<br />(Tip Jar)
 +
| <span style="display:none">33 </span><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Speed</span><br />+0.075 Power<br /><span style="color:#BBBBBB">+0.000 Strength</span>
 +
|- style="display:none;"
 +
|
 +
| !z
 +
| 9999
 +
| 9999
 +
| 9999
 +
| !z
 +
| 9999
 
|}
 
|}
 
+
<br />
==Mixed Drink Recipes==
+
===List of Mixed Drinks===
 
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| Amish Highball
 
| Amish Highball
| +0.05
+
| +0.04
 
| +0.05%
 
| +0.05%
 
| Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200
 
| Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200
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| Angry Mother
 
| Angry Mother
| +0.05
+
| +0.04
| +0.04%
+
| +0.05%
 
| Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200)
 
| Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200)
 
| [[Liquor Store]]
 
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| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Bawling-Baby.gif
 
| Bawling Baby
 
| Bawling Baby
| +0.05
+
| +0.07
| +0.07%
+
| +0.05%
 
| Decaf Kahlua (Sailing) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Milk ($250)  
 
| Decaf Kahlua (Sailing) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Milk ($250)  
 
| [[Canbodian_River|Sailing]]/[[Liquor Store]]
 
| [[Canbodian_River|Sailing]]/[[Liquor Store]]
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| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Centrifuge.gif
 
| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Centrifuge.gif
 
| Centrifuge
 
| Centrifuge
| +0.05
+
| +0.12
| +0.12%
+
| +0.05%
 
| Birdbath Gin (6CW) + John Cuervo Tequila (6CW) + Octuple Sec (12CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Rev's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($400) + Cola ($200)  
 
| Birdbath Gin (6CW) + John Cuervo Tequila (6CW) + Octuple Sec (12CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Rev's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($400) + Cola ($200)  
 
| [[Liquor Store]]
 
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| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Dead-Man-Walking.gif
 
| Dead Man Walking
 
| Dead Man Walking
| +0.05
+
| +0.09
| +0.1%
+
| +0.05%
 
| Octuple Sec (8CW) + Orange Juice (Sailing) + Rev's Rum (6CW) + Ruiner's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300)
 
| Octuple Sec (8CW) + Orange Juice (Sailing) + Rev's Rum (6CW) + Ruiner's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300)
 
| [[Canbodian_River|Sailing]]/[[Liquor Store]]
 
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| http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Eye-Gouger.gif
 
| Eye Gouger
 
| Eye Gouger
| +0.05
+
| +0.06
| +0.06%
+
| +0.05%
 
| Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Soda Water ($200)
 
| Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Soda Water ($200)
 
| [[Liquor Store]]
 
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| Ten Foot Drop
 
| Ten Foot Drop
| +0.1
+
| +0.10
 
| +0.05%
 
| +0.05%
 
| Octuple Sec (12 CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300)
 
| Octuple Sec (12 CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300)

Revision as of 12:49, 28 March 2012

Drinking is an activity that provides a variety of benefits, such as various stat gains, status effects, access to drunken battle techniques known as skills, and more.

Drinking is unlocked near the beginning of the Canbodia Adventures.

Your Liver and You

When drinking, it is important to keep an eye on your current Blood Alcohol Content (BAC). At any point, you can view your current BAC in your home. Your maximum blood alcohol level is 0.2, plus 0.01 for every 25 drinking stats. Should you go over your maximum BAC, you will LOSE drinking stat instead of gaining it; thus, if you were to drink something giving 0.04 BAC while you had 0.17 BAC or more with a .20 tolerance, you would lose drinking stat and pass out (losing all your life).

Every 15 minutes, or 10 minutes for donators, your BAC will drop by 0.01. As a result, it takes about 300 minutes (5 hours), 200 minutes (3 hours, 20 minutes) for donators, for your BAC to recover from 0.2 to 0.

There's a Time and a Place for Everything

Booze is unlocked for consumption by completing the opening mission of the third adventure set. Each mission completed unlocks at least one more beverage (or so it seems).

The exception to the above is a single Ruiner's Rum which is obtained during your journey in the Second City.

Not Just For College Students

Why should you train your drinking stat, you might wonder? Stop wondering; it is pretty obvious. Beyond being a nifty new stat that you will watch rise in awe, drinking some of the higher ranks drinks provide semi-insignificant increases to your fighting stats. Benefits of drinking also include the ability to use skills.

Stat gain from drinking is as follows:

(Base Stat Gain + Drinking Tattoo Bonus) × (1 + Drinking Stat / 100) × (1 + Total King's Cup Bonus / 10)

Liquor: It Costs Too Much and Ruins Families

The thriving liquor industry in the Second City is a monument to the success of hobos everywhere. Unfortunately, that being said, it is an expensive hobby. As we have defined the cost of a Crudweiser, and, by association, all other drinks, we can now make long term estimations of the cost of training your drinking stat. As a result of this, your drinking experience may be hampered by your lack of financial freedom. But hey, everything has it's price.

There are several schools of thought regarding drinking training:

  • Slow and Steady: Use the low level alcohols (currently, this is Crudweiser, but the future of drinking may change that). Takes longer, but costs significantly less.
  • Ball to the Wall: Use the best of the best. In terms of early drinking, this would appear to be Rank 2 alcohols (Goonsack and Albino Ale, 4 times the cost, twice as fast). In terms of several days after that, it would appear to be the Rainbow Road (20 times the cost, slightly less than 5 times as fast). In today's world, this is the Centrifuge, a mixed drink.
  • I Just Don't Care: Not training it. Teetotling lameasses. This opinion exists because drinking didn't seem to provide any benefit. Thankfully, they were wrong.

As a note, increasing your drinking stat seems to increase the pitiful fighting gains from alcohol. Not by much. As a result of this, some of the values for the liquor may be off by several points; while we have attempted to compensate for this, feel free to inform a Wikiauthor if you can confirm any details.

I Drink And I Smash Because I Love

Contrary to the opinions of the teetotling lameasses indicated in the last section, there does seem to be a benefit to drinking. Not the stat, but actually being drunk. It seems, similar to rats' sprint ability, to grant critical hits or dodges from time to time. While this might not seem like a huge benefit, bonuses should always be welcomed.

Add that to skill firings, and you have a rooting, tooting good time.

What's On Tap?

  • All prices are relative to the cost of your Crudweiser, the basic drink. The formulas are as follows:
  • Crudweiser Price (CW) = 257.5 + (Hobo Level * 2.5)
  • Upper Drink Prices = CW * (Drink Rank * 2)
  • These figures are then rounded down to the next integer.
  • All stat gains (or losses) increase in magnitude as your drinking increases.


List of Alcoholic Beverages

Image Name Drinking Gains BAL Cost Main Location Base Stat Gains
 !a -9999 -9999 -9999  !a -9999
Crudweiser.gif Crudweiser +0.01 +0.04% 1 CW Liquor Store 11 +0.000 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Goon-Sack.gif Goon Sack +0.02 +0.04% 4 CW Liquor Store 31 +0.000 Speed
+0.050 Power
+0.000 Strength
Albino-Ale.gif Albino Ale +0.02 +0.04% 4 CW Liquor Store 42 +0.000 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.050 Strength
Purple-Pigeon-Vodka.gif Purple Pigeon Vodka +0.04 +0.10% 6 CW Liquor Store 51 +0.050 Speed
+0.050 Power
+0.000 Strength
John-Cuervo-Tequila.gif John Cuervo Tequila +0.04 +0.10% 6 CW Liquor Store 71 +0.000 Speed
+0.050 Power
+0.050 Strength
Birdbath-Gin.gif Birdbath Gin +0.04 +0.10% 6 CW Liquor Store 61 +0.050 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.050 Strength
Revs-Rum.gif Rev's Rum +0.04 +0.10% 8 CW Liquor Store 44 +0.000 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.100 Strength
Ruiners-Rum.gif Ruiner's Rum +0.04 +0.10% 8 CW Liquor Store 34 +0.000 Speed
+0.100 Power
+0.000 Strength
Wild-Terrier-Whiskey.gif Wild Terrier Whiskey +0.04 +0.10% 8 CW Liquor Store 27 +0.100 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Zima-Light.gif Zima Light +0.06 +0.04% 10 CW Liquor Store 41 +0.000 Speed
+0.000 Power
–0.025 Strength
Portly-Stout.gif Portly Stout +0.01 +0.04% 10 CW Liquor Store 43 +0.000 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.100 Strength
Boxcar-Boxed-Wine.gif Boxcar Boxed Wine +0.02 +0.04% 10 CW Liquor Store 32 +0.000 Speed
+0.075 Power
+0.000 Strength
Octuple-Sec.gif Octuple Sec +0.05 +0.10% 12 CW Liquor Store 35 +0.000 Speed
+0.125 Power
+0.000 Strength
Montreal-Bourbon.gif Montreal Bourbon +0.05 +0.10% 12 CW Liquor Store 45 +0.000 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.125 Strength
Brandy-Brand-Brandy.gif Brandy Brand Brandy +0.05 +0.10% 12 CW Liquor Store 28 +0.125 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Aunt-Flo-Amaretto.gif Aunt Flo Amaretto +0.05 +0.10% 14 CW Liquor Store 29 +0.125 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Mutton-Chop-Scotch.gif Mutton Chop Scotch +0.05 +0.10% 16 CW Liquor Store 72 +0.000 Speed
+0.075 Power
+0.100 Strength
Homeless-Hennessy.gif Homeless Hennessy +0.06 +0.10% 20 CW Liquor Store 81 +0.050 Speed
+0.050 Power
+0.075 Strength
Lemon-Drop.gif Lemon Drop +0.01 +0.03% 4 CW Dive Bar 21 +0.050 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Buttery-Nipple.gif Buttery Nipple +0.02 +0.03% 8 CW Dive Bar 22 +0.050 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Canadian-Flag.gif Canadian Flag +0.02 +0.03% 12 CW Dive Bar 23 +0.075 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
The-CMYK.gif The CMYK +0.03 +0.03% 16 CW Dive Bar 24 +0.075 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Five-Star-General.gif Five Star General +0.03 +0.03% 20 CW Dive Bar 25 +0.100 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Rainbow-Road.gif Rainbow Road +0.04 +0.03% 24 CW Dive Bar 26 +0.100 Speed
+0.000 Power
+0.000 Strength
Bottle-of-Bernards-Barbaresco.gif Bottle of Bernard's Barbaresco +0.10 +0.04% 50 RP Recycling Bin 82 +0.150 Speed
+0.150 Power
+0.150 Strength
Bottle-of-Two-Buck-Chuck.gif Bottle of Two Buck Chuck +0.05 +0.04% $100,000+ Dive Bar
(Tip Jar)
33 +0.000 Speed
+0.075 Power
+0.000 Strength
 !z 9999 9999 9999  !z 9999


List of Mixed Drinks

Image Name Drinking Gains BAC Ingredients (price) Buy from Base Fighting Gain Effect
Amish-Highball.gif Amish Highball +0.04 +0.05% Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200 Liquor Store +0.075 Speed, +0.05 Strength +0 attack, -2000 defense for a certain length of time
Angry-Mother.gif Angry Mother +0.04 +0.05% Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200) Liquor Store +0.025 Power Power increased by 20% for a certain length of time
Bawling-Baby.gif Bawling Baby +0.07 +0.05% Decaf Kahlua (Sailing) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Milk ($250) Sailing/Liquor Store +0.02 Begging -50% cash from begging, increases beg exp by 50%.
Centrifuge.gif Centrifuge +0.12 +0.05% Birdbath Gin (6CW) + John Cuervo Tequila (6CW) + Octuple Sec (12CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Rev's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($400) + Cola ($200) Liquor Store None You become radioactive causing your opponent to take damage each time they hit you.
Dead-Man-Walking.gif Dead Man Walking +0.09 +0.05% Octuple Sec (8CW) + Orange Juice (Sailing) + Rev's Rum (6CW) + Ruiner's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300) Sailing/Liquor Store None Allows you to do things while dead that you normally need to be alive for, like sailing and begging.
Erupting-Volcano.gif Erupting Volcano +0.05 +0.05% Homeless Hennessy (20CW) + Dry Ice (5 Cans) + Fire (Stick) + Red Bull ($300) Flea Market/Kurtz's Camp/Liquor Store +0.175 power, +0.175 strength Power and strength increased by 25% for a certain length of time
Eye-Gouger.gif Eye Gouger +0.06 +0.05% Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Soda Water ($200) Liquor Store None +10% cash from begging, increases beg exp by 35%
Filthy-Leprechaun.gif Filthy Leprechaun +0.05 +0.05% Irish Cream (Sailing) + Mutton Chop Scotch (6CW) Sailing/Liquor Store +0.075 Speed You'll find more cash when exploring the city
Flaming-Hedgehog.gif Flaming Hedgehog +0.05 +0.05% Fire (Stick) + Jagermeister (Sailing) + Red Bull ($300) Kurtz's Camp/Sailing/Liquor Store +0.125 Power Your opponent takes damage when they hit you
Gin-&-Juice.gif Gin & Juice +0.06 +0.05% Birdbath Gin (6CW) + Orange Juice (Sailing) Liquor Store/Sailing +0.05 Intel If you lose a fight you won't lose any money
Happy-Puppy.gif Happy Puppy +0.04 +0.05% Cola ($200) + Wild Terrier Whiskey (8CW) Liquor Store +0.1 Power +100 Power for a period of time
Hedgehog.gif Hedgehog +0.04 +0.05% Jagermeister (Sailing) + Red Bull ($300) Sailing/Liquor Store +0.1 Power Your opponent takes damage when they hit you
Hungry-Hippo.gif Hungry Hippo +0.03 +0.1% Decaf Kahlua (Sailing) + Irish Cream (Sailing) + Milk ($250) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) Sailing/Liquor Store None You can eat another meal
Jolly-Gentleman.gif Jolly Genteman +0.04 +0.05% Birdbath Gin (6CW) + Olive (Sailing) Liquor Store/Sailing +0.1 Power Increased respect when fighting for a period of time
Purring-Kitty.gif Purring Kitty +0.04 +0.05% Birdbath Gin (6CW) + Soda Water ($200) Liquor Store +0.1 Speed +100 speed for a period of time
Self-Immolation.gif Self Immolation +0.03 +0.05% Aunt Flo Amaretto (14CW) + Crudweiser (1CW) + Everclear (Sailing) + Fire (Stick) Liquor Store/Sailing/Kurtz's Camp +0.2 power, +0.075 strength Your opponent takes damage when they hit you
Sludge.gif Sludge +0.01 +0.05% Made from mixing drinks that do not form a proper mixed drink N/A None Collect 1000 to unlock a new wish
Sorrowful-Penguin.gif Sorrowful Penguin +0.04 +0.05% Ice ($50) + Jolly Rancher (Improved Dumpster) + Zima Light (10CW) Liquor Store/Improved Dumpster None If someone attacks you and wins, they still lose
Ten-Foot-Drop.gif Ten Foot Drop +0.10 +0.05% Octuple Sec (12 CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300) Liquor Store None You lose all your life
The-Long-Walk.gif The Long Walk +0.08 +0.05% Motreal Bourbon (12CW) + Mutton Chop Scotch (6CW) + Wild Terrier Whiskey (8CW) Liquor Store None More cash and cans when exploring the city