Drinking

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Hobos like to drink. I bet you didn't know that, not many people do. And just like real hobos, so do we. You'll be able to train your drinking stat starting with your mission to Canbodia.

Drinking: Why You Should Get Hammered NOW

Your Liver and You

When drinking, it is important to keep an eye on your current Blood Alcohol Content (BAC). At any point, you can view your current BAC in your home. Your maximum blood alcohol level is 0.2, plus 0.01 for every 25 drinking stats. Should you go over your maximum BAC, you will LOSE drinking stat instead of gaining it; thus, if you were to drink something giving 0.04 BAC while you had 0.17 BAC or more with a .20 tolerance, you would lose drinking stat and pass out (losing all your life).
Every 15 minutes, or 10 minutes for donators, your BAC will drop by 0.01. As a result, it takes about 300 minutes (5 hours), 200 minutes (3 hours, 20 minutes) for donators, for your BAC to recover from 0.2 to 0.

There's a Time and a Place for Everything

Booze is unlocked for consumption by completing the opening mission of the third adventure set. Each mission completed unlocks at least one more beverage (or so it seems).
The exception to the above is a single Ruiner's Rum which is obtained during your journey in the Second City.

Not Just For College Students

Why should you train your drinking stat, you might wonder. Stop wondering, it is pretty obvious. The drinking stat, beyond being a nifty new stat that you will watch rise in awe, drinking some of the higher ranks drinks provide semi-insignificant increases to your fighting stats. Benefits of drinking also include the ability to use skills.
Stat gain from drinking is as follows:

(Base Stat Gain + Drinking Tattoo Bonus) × (1 + Drinking Stat / 100) × (1 + Total King's Cup Bonus / 10)

Liquor: It Costs Too Much and Ruins Families

The thriving liquor industry in the Second City is a monument to the success of hobos everywhere. Unfortunately, that said, it is an expensive hobby. As we have defined the cost of a Crudweiser, and, by association, all other drinks, we can now make long term estimations of the cost of training your drinking stat. As a result of this, your drinking experience may be hampered by your lack of financial freedom. But hey, everything has it's price.
There are several schools of thought regarding drinking training:
  • Slow and Steady: Use the low level alcohols (currently, this is Crudweiser, but the future of drinking may change that). Takes longer, but costs significantly less.
  • Ball to the Wall: Use the best of the best. In terms of early drinking, this would appear to be Rank 2 alcohols (Goonsack and Albino Ale, 4 times the cost, twice as fast). In terms of several days after that, it would appear to be the Rainbow Road (20 times the cost, slightly less than 5 times as fast). In today's world, this is the Centrifuge, a mixed drink.
  • I Just Don't Care: Not training it. Teetotling lameasses. This opinion exists because drinking didn't seem to provide any benefit. Thankfully, they were wrong.
As a note, increasing your drinking stat seems to increase the pitiful fighting gains from alcohol. Not by much. As a result of this, some of the values for the liquor may be off by several points; while we have attempted to compensate for this, feel free to inform a Wikiauthor if you can confirm any details.

I Drink And I Smash Because I Love

Contrary to the opinions of the teetotling lameasses indicated in the last section, there does seem to be a benefit to drinking. Not the stat, but actually being drunk. It seems, similar to rats' sprint ability, to grant critical hits or dodges from time to time. While this might not seem like a huge benefit, bonuses should always be welcomed.
Add that to skill firings, and you have a rooting, tooting good time.

What's On Tap?

All prices are relative to the cost of your Crudweiser, the basic drink. The formulas are as follows:
CrudWeiserPrice (CW) = 257.5 + (YourLevel * 2.5)
UpperDrinkPrices = CW * (DrinkRank * 2)
These figures are then rounded down to the next integer.
All stat gains (or losses) increase in magnitude as your drinking increases.


Image Name Drinking Gains BAC Cost ($) Buy From Base Fighting Gains
Crudweiser.gif Crudweiser +0.01 +0.04 01 CW Liquor Store None. It's cheap though.
Goon-Sack.gif Goon Sack +0.02 +0.04 04 CW Liquor Store +0.05 Power
Albino-Ale.gif Albino Ale +0.02 +0.04 04 CW Liquor Store +0.05 Strength
Purple-Pigeon-Vodka.gif Purple Pigeon Vodka +0.04 +0.1 06 CW Liquor Store +0.05 Power, +0.05 Speed
John-Cuervo-Tequila.gif John Cuervo Tequila +0.04 +0.1 06 CW Liquor Store +0.05 Power, +0.05 Strength
Birdbath-Gin.gif Birdbath Gin +0.04 +0.1 06 CW Liquor Store +0.05 Strength, +0.05 Speed
Revs-Rum.gif Rev's Rum +0.04 +0.1 08 CW Liquor Store +0.1 Strength
Ruiners-Rum.gif Ruiner's Rum +0.04 +0.1 08 CW Liquor Store +0.1 Power
Wild-Terrier-Whiskey.gif Wild Terrier Whiskey +0.04 +0.1 08 CW Liquor Store +0.1 Speed
Zima-Light.gif Zima Light +0.06 +0.04 10 CW Liquor Store -0.025 Strength
Portly-Stout.gif Portly Stout +0.01 +0.04 10 CW Liquor Store +0.1 Strength
Boxcar-Boxed-Wine.gif Boxcar Boxed Wine +0.02 +0.04 10 CW Liquor Store +0.075 Power
Octuple-Sec.gif Octuple Sec +0.05 +0.1 12 CW Liquor Store +0.125 Power
Montreal-Bourbon.gif Montreal Bourbon +0.05 +0.1 12 CW Liquor Store +0.125 Strength
Brandy-Brand-Brandy.gif Brandy Brand Brandy +0.05 +0.1 12 CW Liquor Store +0.125 Speed
Aunt-Flo-Amaretto.gif Aunt Flo Amaretto +0.05 +0.1 14 CW Liquor Store +0.125 Speed
Mutton-Chop-Scotch.gif Mutton Chop Scotch +0.05 +0.1 06 CW Liquor Store +0.075 Power, +0.100 Strength
Homeless-Hennessy.gif Homeless Hennessy +0.06 +0.1 20 CW Liquor Store +0.050 Power +0.050, Speed +0.075, Strength
Lemon-Drop.gif Lemon Drop +0.01 +0.03 04 CW Dive Bar +0.05 Speed
Buttery-Nipple.gif Buttery Nipple +0.02 +0.03 08 CW Dive Bar +0.05 Speed
Canadian-Flag.gif Canadian Flag +0.02 +0.03 12 CW Dive Bar +0.076 Speed
The-CMYK.gif The CMYK +0.03 +0.03 16 CW Dive Bar +0.076 Speed
Five-Star-General.gif Five Star General +0.03 +0.03 20 CW Dive Bar +0.1 Speed
Rainbow-Road.gif Rainbow Road +0.04 +0.03 24 CW Dive Bar +0.1 Speed
Bottle-of-Bernards-Barbaresco.gif Bottle of Bernard's Barbaresco +0.1 +0.04 NA Recycling Bin +0.15 Power, +0.15 Strength, +0.15 Speed

Mixed Drink Recipes

Image Name Drinking Gains BAC Ingredients (price) Buy from Base Fighting Gain Effect
Amish-Highball.gif Amish Highball +0.05 +0.05% Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200 Liquor Store +0.075 Speed, +0.05 Strength +0 attack, -2000 defense for a certain length of time
Angry-Mother.gif Angry Mother +0.04 +0.05% Boxcar Boxed Wine (10CW) + Cola ($200) Liquor Store +0.025 Power Power increased by 20% for a certain length of time
Bawling-Baby.gif Bawling Baby +0.07 +0.05% Decaf Kahlua (Sailing) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Milk ($250) Sailing/Liquor Store +0.02 Begging -50% cash from begging, increases beg exp by 50%.
Centrifuge.gif Centrifuge +0.12 +0.05% Birdbath Gin (6CW) + John Cuervo Tequila (6CW) + Octuple Sec (12CW) + Purple Pigeon Vodka (6CW) + Rev's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($400) + Cola ($200) Liquor Store None You become radioactive causing your opponent to take damage each time they hit you.
Dead-Man-Walking.gif Dead Man Walking +0.1 +0.05% Octuple Sec (8CW) + Orange Juice (Sailing) + Rev's Rum (6CW) + Ruiner's Rum (8CW) + Sweet & Sour ($300) Sailing/Liquor Store None Allows you to do things while dead that you normally need to be alive for, like sailing and begging.
Erupting-Volcano.gif Erupting Volcano +0.05 +0.05% Homeless Hennessy (20CW) + Dry Ice (5 Cans) + Fire (Stick) + Red Bull ($300) Flea Market/Kurtz's Camp/Liquor Store +0.175 power, +0.175 strength Power and strength increased by 25% for a certain length of time