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| − | '''The Hoburbs''' is the suburban area located on the outskirts of [[Adventures#Hoburbia|Hoburbia]]. It is the home of garage sales, gated communities, mischievous middle-class kids, crazy hobos, a variety of pawnable items, and the famous Neighborhood Watch. | + | '''The Hoburbs''' is a suburban area located on the outskirts of [[Adventures#Hoburbia|Hoburbia]]. It is the home of garage sales, gated communities, mischievous middle-class kids, crazy hobos, a variety of pawnable items, and the famous Neighborhood Watch organization. |
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| | ==Activities== | | ==Activities== |
| | The only thing you can do in the Hoburbs is explore it. | | The only thing you can do in the Hoburbs is explore it. |
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| | ===Exploring=== | | ===Exploring=== |
| − | For '''5T''', you can explore the Hoburbs for various items and nice little bonuses. As with the Red Light District and the [[Canbodian River]], you need to be alive in order to explore it. It is not recommended to explore the Hoburbs while ''Zombified'' and dead, since you won't be able to receive an extra meal from the Dreadlocked Dude or win any of the fights you run into. | + | For '''5T''', you can explore the Hoburbs for various items and nice little bonuses. As with the [[Red Light District]] and the [[Canbodian River]], you need to be alive in order to explore it. It is not recommended to explore the Hoburbs while [[Zombified]] and dead, since you won't be able to win any of the fights you run into. |
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| − | ====Old Lady Event====
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| − | <i>You're walking down a sunny street when an old lady with thick glasses stops you.
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| − | '''Old Lady''': Are you the Johnson's boy, Daniel? You look like you could use some money to buy your comic books and soda pop. I'll give you a few dollars to mow my lawn dear.
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| − | You take her up on her offer.
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| − | '''Old Lady''': Oh, wonderful! I'll just be inside watching my programs. Ring the doorbell when you're done.
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| − | Once she's gone you look down at the lawn and realize all the grass is dry and dead. There's nothing to mow. Plus you don't have a lawnmower anyway...
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| − | You stand outside the Old Lady's window making mower noises for about 10 minutes and then ring her doorbell.
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| − | '''Old Lady''': Oh thank you dear! It looks lovely! Here you go.
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| − | She pulls out her wallet, but doesn't seem to be able to see well enough to count her cash. She grabs a bunch of bills and hands them to you.
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| − | You get '''money'''!</i>
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| − | ====Mailbox Event====
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| − | <i>While walking down the street you spy a mailbox with it's red flag raised. You decide to peak inside and find a fat envelope inside...
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| − | You find '''money''' inside! Nice!</i>
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| − | ====Recycling Bin Event====
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| − | <i>Walking down the streets of the Hoburb, you notice it's trash day. In addition to the normal trash bins you see bright green tubs full of bottles and cans...
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| − | You pull all the cans you can find out of one of the recycling bins.
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| − | You get '''cans'''!</i>
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| − | ====Hoburbs Hobo Battle Event====
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| − | <i>Another Hobo spots you walking down the street and confronts you.
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| − | '''Hobo''': Hey, this is my street to work buddy, find your own!
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| − | Before you can even respond he takes a swing at you! Crazy bastard!
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| − | '''<font color="blue">HoboWarrior</font>''' (XXXXXX), '''Hoburbs Hobo'''
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| − | <font color="blue">1</font>. You kick the Hoburbs Hobo's ass, taking <font color="red">1500</font> life (<font color="red">0</font> life)
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| − | Your '''Adventure Gear''' gained '''experience'''.
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| − | You win!
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| − | You gained '''some combat stats'''.</i>
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| − | ====Gated Community Begging Event====
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| − | <i>Deep in the Hoburbs you come across a gated community. You use your great Hobo intellect to deduce that there must be some rich people inside! You pull out your trusty begging can and wait outside the gates...
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| − | 30 minutes later you hop up and look at all the coins in the can. After a quick count you end up with '''125% more money''' from the people that dropped some money in.</i>
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| − | ====Doubly Gated Community Begging Event====
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| − | <i>Deep in the Hoburbs you come across a gated community. The odd thing is, the gate is wide open...
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| − | You head inside and wander around through the pristine lawns and clean streets until you come to...
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| − | Another, even more gated community!
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| − | You figure anyone living in a gated community inside another gated community must be super wealthy...
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| − | You pull out your trusty begging can and wait outside the second gates...
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| − | 30 minutes later you hop up and look at all the coins in the can. After a quick count you end up with '''150% more money''' from the people that dropped some money in.</i>
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| − | ====Sidewalk Gum Event====
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| − | <i>Hey, you found some gum on the sidewalk! Sweet!
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| − | http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Pre-Chewed-Gum.gif You take the '''Pre-Chewed Gum''' and place it into your trolly.</i>
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| − | ====Compost Bin Events====
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| − | <i>Walking down the streets of the Hoburb, you notice it's trash day. You decide to dig around a bit...
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| − | You find some uneaten food in one of the compost bins!
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| − | http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/HotDog.gif You take the '''HotDog''' and place it into your trolly.
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| − | Walking down the streets of the Hoburb, you notice it's trash day. You decide to dig around a bit...
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| − | You find some uneaten food in one of the compost bins!
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| − | http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Meat-Pie.gif You take the '''Meat Pie''' and place it into your trolly.
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| − | Walking down the streets of the Hoburb, you notice it's trash day. You decide to dig around a bit...
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| − | You find some uneaten food in one of the compost bins!
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| − | http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/KFC-Meal.gif You take the '''KFC Meal''' and place it into your trolly
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| − | Walking down the streets of the Hoburb, you notice it's trash day. You decide to dig around a bit...
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| − | You find some uneaten food in one of the compost bins!
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| − | http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Bachelor-Chow.gif You take the '''Bachelor Chow''' and place it into your trolly.</i>
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| − | ====Can of Whipped Dream Event====
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| − | <i>You run across some teenagers who look like they're scheming. They're hiding behind a mailbox in front of a pristinely kept lawn and a driveway with a brand new car in it...
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| − | '''First Teenager''': Hehehe... okay, we've gotta be quick about this. If the Principle catches us tagging his brand new car we'll totally get in trouble.
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| − | '''Second Teenager''': Right. I'll be quick.
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| − | The Second Teenager pulls what looks like a spray can from a plastic bag and gives it a good shake. He runs up to the principle's car and begins spraying...
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| − | '''Second Teenager''': What the- this isn't spray paint! Where'd you buy this?
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| − | '''First Teenager''': From the grocery store!
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| − | '''Second Teenager''': Dumbass! This is a can of whipped cream!
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| − | Suddenly the front door of the house flies open.
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| − | '''Principle''': What are you kids doing?!
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| − | '''Second Teenager''': Run!
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| − | The teenagers bolt and the Principle runs feebly after them. Once they're out of view you grab the can of whipped cream off the driveway.
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| − | http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Can-of-Whipped-Cream.gif You take the '''Can of Whipped Cream''' and place it into your trolly. </i>
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| − | ===8 Ball Events===
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| − | <i>You spy two kids shooting marbles on the sidewalk. You watch them for a minute before realizing they're both pretty awful at it.
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| − | '''HoboWarrior''': You call that marble shooting? You're knuckling down while going for a duck on a roundster shot? What are you trying to do, loft it? It's too high!
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| − | '''Kid #1''': Oh yeah? If you're so smart why don't you try and make the shot then?
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| − | '''HoboWarrior''': Let's make this interesting... I make the shot, you give me that fancy shooter of yours.
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| − | You point towards the big black marble in the second kid's hand.
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| − | '''Kid #2''': And if you miss?
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| − | '''HoboWarrior''': ...Then you kids can beat the crap out of me.
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| − | You bend down and put one eye close to the ground. You pull back your thumb and...
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| − | You miss the shot! You live up to your end of the bargain and let the two kids kick the crap out of you.
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| − | You lose <font color="red">1000</font> life!
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| − | You spy two kids shooting marbles on the sidewalk. You watch them for a minute before realizing they're both pretty awful at it.
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| − | '''HoboWarrior''': You call that marble shooting? You're knuckling down while going for a duck on a roundster shot? What are you trying to do, loft it? It's too high!
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| − | '''Kid #1''': Oh yeah? If you're so smart why don't you try and make the shot then?
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| − | '''HoboWarrior''': Let's make this interesting... I make the shot, you give me that fancy shooter of yours.
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| − | You point towards the big black marble in the second kid's hand.
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| − | '''Kid #2''': And if you miss?
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| − | '''HoboWarrior''': ...Then you kids can beat the crap out of me.
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| − | You bend down and put one eye close to the ground. You pull back your thumb and...
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| − | You make the shot! You turn and look smugly at the second kid who hands over his shooter.
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| − | Hey, this thing isn't a marble at all!
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| − | You get the 8 Ball http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/8-Ball.gif</i>
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| − | ===Empty Keg Event===
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| − | <i>As you're walking past a wooden fence you hear groans coming from the other side. You peek your head over to see what's up...
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| − | You see about a dozen high school age kids all passed out in the backyard. Empty kegs and plastic cups litter the grass, all circled around a still smoldering grill. Looks like these kids had one hell of a Bar-B-Q.
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| − | You hop the fence and grab one of the empty kegs! Score!
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| − | You get the Empty Keg http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Empty-Keg.gif</i>
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| − | ===Garage Sale Events===
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| − | <i>While wandering down</i> Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive <i>you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.
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| − | '''Father''': Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around!
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| − | You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...
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| − | You dig around in the box for a little while, but don't have enough cash to actually</i> buy <i>anything.
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| − | While wandering down</i> Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive <i>you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.
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| − | '''Father''': Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around!
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| − | You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...
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| − | You pull out a '''Walkman''' and ask the father how much.
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| − | '''Father''': '''$100'''
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| − | You pull out the money and pay the man.
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| − | You get the Walkman http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Walkman.gif
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| − | While wandering down</i> Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive <i>you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.
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| − | '''Father''': Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around!
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| − | You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...
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| − | You pull out a '''Purple Heart''' and ask the father how much.
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| − | '''Father''': '''$1,000''' | + | ====List of Common Events==== |
| | + | ''The following is a list of events you can encounter while exploring the Hoburbs.'' |
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| | + | |valign="top" width="330px" | '''"Mowing" the Old Lady's Lawn''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** Cash |
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| − | You get the Purple Heart http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Purple-Heart.gif
| + | '''Jackpot in the Mailbox''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** Cash |
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| + | '''Jimmy Carter''' |
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| | + | ** Experience |
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| | + | '''Emptying the Recycling Bins''' |
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| | + | ** [[Cans]] |
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| − | While wandering down</i> Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive <i>you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.
| + | '''Battle with a Hoburbs Hobo!''' |
| | + | * Opponent: Hoburbs Hobo |
| | + | ** Rewards: |
| | + | *** Levelable Gear Experience |
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| − | '''Father''': Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around! | + | '''Begging at the Gated Community!''' |
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| | + | ** A regular begging session. |
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| − | You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...
| + | '''Begging at the ''Doubly'' Gated Community!''' |
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| | + | ** A begging session that nets you 50% more begging income and begging experience than usual. |
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| − | You pull out a '''Ming Vase''' and ask the father how much.
| + | '''Dungeons and Dragons and Nerds, Oh My!''' |
| | + | * Rewards: |
| | + | ** +5 Constitution (+5 Max Life) |
| | + | ** +1 Dexterity (+1 Speed) |
| | + | ** +1 Endurance (+1 Power) |
| | + | ** +1 Strength (+1 Strength) |
| | + | ** +0.1 Charisma (+0.1 Begging) |
| | + | ** +0.5 Wisdom (+0.5 Intelligence) |
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| − | '''Father''': '''$50,000''' | + | |valign="top" width="250px" | '''Kids Can't Shoot Marbles''' |
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| | + | ** [[8 Ball]] |
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| − | You pull out the money and pay the man.
| + | '''The Buried Suitcase''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Brown Suitcase]] |
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| − | You get the Ming Vase http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Ming-Vase.gif
| + | '''A Run-In with the Gardener''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Green Gloves]] |
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| + | '''A Run-In with the Jogger''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Green Headband]] |
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| − | While wandering down</i> Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive <i>you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.
| + | '''Metallic Awesomeness''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Metal Suitcase]] |
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| − | '''Father''': Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around! | + | '''This is a Birdnapping!''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Pink Lawn Flamingo]] |
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| − | You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...
| + | '''It's My Barbie Now''' |
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| | + | ** [[Bar-B-Q Grill]] |
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| − | You pull out a '''Action Comics 1''' and ask the father how much.
| + | '''The Party's Aftermath''' |
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| | + | ** [[Empty Keg]] |
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| − | '''Father''': '''$200,000''' | + | '''I'm a Hobo, Not a Doctor...''' |
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| | + | ** [[Skateboard]] |
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| − | You pull out the money and pay the man.
| + | | valign="top" width="300px" | '''Mailboxes Don't Like Pimped-Out Cars...''' |
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| | + | ** [[Fancy Rims]] |
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| − | You get the Action Comics 1 http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/Action-Comics-1.gif
| + | '''Is That Micheal Jordan's Signature?!''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Signed Basketball]] |
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| + | '''Indiana Jones Has Lost It''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Crystal Skull]] |
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| | + | '''Terrier Liberation!''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Prize-Winning Yorkshire Terrier]] |
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| − | While wandering down</i> Pine Stone Wood Breeze Drive <i>you find a family of four all sitting in front of their house surrounded by boxes of junk.
| + | '''The Old Man at the Dead End''' |
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| | + | ** [[Plasma Screen TV]] |
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| − | '''Father''': Ah, you're just in time for the garage sale friend! Have a look around! | + | '''Sweet! Sidewalk Gum!''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Pre-Chewed Gum]] |
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| − | You find a box filled with old junk and dig around...
| + | '''Scavenging the Compost Bins''' |
| | + | * Rewards: |
| | + | ** [[HotDog]] / [[Meat Pie]] / [[KFC Meal]] / [[Bachelor Chow]] |
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| − | You pull out a '''The Magna Carta''' and ask the father how much.
| + | '''Those Scheming Teenagers...''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** [[Can of Whipped Cream]] |
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| − | '''Father''': '''$1,000,000''' | + | '''Helping Out the Dreadlocked Dude''' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** 1 Extra [[Food|Meal]] |
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| − | You pull out the money and pay the man.
| + | ====List of Special Events==== |
| | + | ''The following is a list of uncommon events that have prerequisites to fulfill.'' |
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| − | You get the The Magna Carta http://www.hobowars.com/images/items/gifs/The-Magna-Carta.gif</i>
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| | + | |valign="top" width="420px" | '''The Garage Sale''' |
| | + | * Requires cash on hand for purchases: |
| | + | ** [[Walkman]] ($100) ; ($7 on Arena/Facebook) |
| | + | ** [[Purple Heart]] ($1,000) ; ($67 on Arena/Facebook) |
| | + | ** [[Ming Vase]] ($50,000) ; ($3,334 on Arena/Facebook) |
| | + | ** [[Action Comics 1]] ($200,000) ; ($13,334 on Arena/Facebook) |
| | + | ** [[The Magna Carta]] ($1,000,000) ; ($66,667 on Arena/Facebook) |
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| | + | '''The Neighborhood Watch''' |
| | + | * Requirements: |
| | + | ** [[Action Comics 1]] |
| | + | ** Equipped [[Plastic Helmet]] or [[Metal Helmet]] |
| | + | ** [[On Fire]] |
| | + | ** Equipped [[Green Headband]] |
| | + | ** Achieved a $1,500 bet at least once in [[RPSLS]] |
| | + | ** Cannot have [[Green Gloves]] equipped |
| | + | * Rewards: |
| | + | ** [[Flashlight]] ''(First Encounter Only)'' |
| | + | *** Cash |
| | + | *** [[Gold Watch]] / [[I Love You Bracelet]] / [[Harvard Degree]] / [[Skull Bong]] |
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| + | |valign="top" width="400px" | '''Wrong Street, Cohen...''' ''(One Time Event)'' |
| | + | * Requirements: |
| | + | ** Equipped [[Yellow Jumpsuit]] |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** A new Hoburbs Event — '''Oh Not-So-Sweet Lemonade!''' |
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| | + | '''Oh Not-So-Sweet Lemonade!''' ''(One Time Event)'' |
| | + | * Requirements: |
| | + | ** Equipped [[Yellow Jumpsuit]] |
| | + | ** Completed ''Wrong Street, Cohen... Event'' |
| | + | * Reward: |
| | + | ** Lemonade |
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