Difference between revisions of "The Hoburbs"

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The Hoburbs is a suburban area located on the outskirts of Hoburbia. It is the home of garage sales, gated communities, mischievous middle-class kids, crazy hobos, a variety of pawnable items, and the famous Neighborhood Watch organization.

Activities

The only thing you can do in the Hoburbs is explore it.

Exploring

For 5T, you can explore the Hoburbs for various items and nice little bonuses. As with the Red Light District and the Canbodian River, you need to be alive in order to explore it. It is not recommended to explore the Hoburbs while Zombified and dead, since you won't be able to receive an extra meal from the Dreadlocked Dude or win any of the fights you run into.

The following is a list of events you can encounter while exploring the Hoburbs:

"Mowing" the Old Lady's Lawn

• Reward: Money

Jackpot in the Mailbox

• Reward: Money

Emptying the Recycling Bins

• Reward: Cans

Battle with a Hoburbs Hobo!

• Rewards: Some Adventure Gear EXP & Some Speed/Power/Strength

Begging at the Gated Community!

• Reward: A 25% Begging Income Increase

Begging at the Doubly Gated Community!

• Reward: A 50% Begging Income Increase

Sweet! Sidewalk Gum!

• Reward: Pre-Chewed Gum

Scavenging the Compost Bins

• Rewards: HotDog / Meat Pie / KFC Meal / Bachelor Chow

Those Scheming Teenagers...

• Reward: Can of Whipped Cream

Kids Can't Shoot Marbles

• Reward: 8 Ball

The Buried Suitcase

• Reward: Brown Suitcase

A Run-In with the Gardener

• Reward: Green Gloves

A Run-In with the Jogger

• Reward: Green Headband

Metallic Awesomeness

• Reward: Metal Suitcase

This is a Birdnapping!

• Reward: Pink Lawn Flamingo

It's My Barbie Now

• Reward: Bar-B-Q Grill

The Party's Aftermath

• Reward: Empty Keg

I'm a Hobo, Not a Doctor...

• Reward: Skateboard

Mailboxes Don't Like Pimped-Out Cars...

• Reward: Fancy Rims

Is That Micheal Jordan's Signature?!

• Reward: Signed Basketball

Indiana Jones Has Lost It

• Reward: Crystal Skull

Terrier Liberation!

• Reward: Prize-Winning Yorkshire Terrier

The Old Man at the Dead End

• Reward: Plasma Screen TV

The Garage Sale

• Rewards: Walkman ($100) / Purple Heart ($1,000) / Ming Vase ($50,000) / Action Comics 1 ($200,000) / The Magna Carta ($1,000,000)

Helping Out the Dreadlocked Dude

• Reward: 1 Extra Meal

Dungeons and Dragons and Nerds, Oh My!

• Rewards: +5 Constitution (Max HP) / +1 Dexterity (Speed) / +1 Endurance (Power) / +1 Strength (Strength) / +0.1 Charisma (Begging) / +0.5 Wisdom (Intelligence)

The Neighborhood Watch

• Rewards (First Encounter): Flashlight & Money & ( Gold Watch | I Love You Bracelet | Harvard Degree | Skull Bong )
• Rewards (Subsequent Encounters): Money & ( Gold Watch | I Love You Bracelet | Harvard Degree | Skull Bong )
  • Required Items: Action Comics 1 & Plastic Helmet / Metal Helmet & Redder Hots / Self Immolation & Green Headband