Difference between revisions of "Status Effects"

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Status effects are special conditions that alter your hobo's performance for a period of time.

Mechanics

What a status effect does is quite inherent in its name; it affects your hobo's status. How it actually affects it varies from status effect to status effect. Most status effects temporarily increase your hobo's combat stats by a certain amount or percentage. Other status effects provide your hobo with special bonuses, such as better gains, heightened dodging capabilities, various styles of protection, and so forth. A few status effects can even have a negative impact on your hobo's performance, so watch out for those!

It should also be noted that status effects don't last forever. Whenever a status effect is bestowed onto your hobo, its duration starts decreasing. Once the status effect's duration is up, it disappears. Exactly how long a status effect lasts depends upon the source of the status effect and when the status effect was bestowed onto your hobo.

Status effects have many sources. The primary sources of status effects are certain food items and Mixed Drinks. Other things, such as the candy found in the Chocolate Room and the Dark Chocolate Room, can also bestow status effects onto your hobo. Some status effects have more than one source, with the only difference between the different sources being the duration.

If for some reason you want to get rid of a status effect, there a couple of ways to go about doing so. The first way to get rid of a status effect is to just wait until its duration is up. The second way is to get another status effect bestowed onto your hobo, overwriting your current status effect. (You can only have one status effect active at a time.) The final way to get rid of a status effect is to take a dip in the chocolate river in the Chocolate Room for 1T. Doing so removes the status effect immediately with no consequences.

One important thing about using status effects in battles against other hobos should be noted. A weapon called the Coffee-Soaked Mop has the ability to temporarily negate the status effect of the hobo it is used against in a fight. Upon being "mopped" in a fight, your hobo's status effect does not take effect and loses 10 minutes of its remaining duration. Additionally, the Mop Head and Time Displacement status effects have the ability to negate status effects. The Mop Head status effect negates the status effect an opponent in battle and knocks 10 minutes off of its remaining duration, and the Time Displacement status effect has a 33⅓% chance of negating everyone's status effects in battle.

Cron Intervals

Status effect duration is set up to last until a certain cron interval is reached. In the case of the Sorrowful status effect, it is 3 cron intervals.

In HoboWars, the cron interval is 5 minutes, meaning that, starting from XX:00, every 5 minutes a cron job is run.

The way a status effects duration is calculated is this:

Lets say you obtained the Sorrowful status effect at XX:03:00. Since the previous cron interval was XX:00:00, the next cron interval 3 intervals away from that interval is XX:15:00 (XX:05:00 is one interval way, XX:10:00 is two intervals away, and XX:15:00 is three intervals away). So, the duration of your Sorrowful status effect is 15 - 3 = 12 minutes (XX:15:00 - XX:03:00).

So, if you obtain the Sorrowful status effect at XX:04:55, since the cron interval that is 3 intervals away from the [XX:00:00~XX:04:59] interval is the [XX:15:00~XX:19:59] interval, the duration of your status effect is 10 minutes and 5 seconds, since your status effect will disappear at the XX:15:00 cron interval.

Therefore, in order to get the most duration out of a status effect, obtain it as soon as a 5-minute cron interval has passed (e.g. at 10:05:02).

List of cron intervals (12 every hour):

[XX:00:00 ~ XX:04:59] (at XX:00:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:05:00 ~ XX:09:59] (at XX:05:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:10:00 ~ XX:14:59] (at XX:10:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:15:00 ~ XX:19:59] (at XX:15:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:20:00 ~ XX:24:59] (at XX:20:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:25:00 ~ XX:29:59] (at XX:25:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:30:00 ~ XX:34:59] (at XX:30:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:35:00 ~ XX:39:59] (at XX:35:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:40:00 ~ XX:44:59] (at XX:40:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:45:00 ~ XX:49:59] (at XX:45:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:50:00 ~ XX:54:59] (at XX:50:00 the cron job is run)

[XX:55:00 ~ XX:59:59] (at XX:55:00 the cron job is run)

List of Status Effects

There is a plethora of status effects present in the game.

The following is a list of all them, as well as information pertaining to what they affect, how long their duration is, what their source is, and other important information.

Please note that a few status effects are slightly different over on Facebook HoboWars and HoboArena.

Status effects that can be obtained from licking a Ring Pop are marked with a pink background.

Status effects that are only present in Facebook HoboWars and HoboArena are marked with a dark gray background.

Name	Effect	Source	Maximum Duration^†	Other Information
Amish	Replaces your equipped armor with a 2000 defense Amish Hat, disables your equipped weapon.	Amish Highball	15 Minutes	Your equipped weapon & armor return to normal when the effect ends.
Angry	Increases your power by 20%.	Angry Mother	15 Minutes	—
Apple Breath	Increases your begging income by $1000 and your begging experience by 40%.	Apple Flavored Gum	150 Minutes	Beg income is only increased by $100 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
Bacon Breath	Increases your begging income by 20% and your begging experience by 15%.	Bacon Blast Jelly Beans Beggar's Brunch	100 Minutes 50 Minutes	—
Bawling like a baby	Increases your begging experience by 50%, but decreases your begging income by 50%.	Bawling Baby	15 Minutes	—
Blind	Increases your begging income by 10% and your begging experience by 35%, but decreases your accuracy.	Eye Gouger	15 Minutes	—
Bludgeoner Breath	Increases your begging income by 25% and your begging experience by 30%.	Beggar's Bludgeon***	10 Minutes	—
Blue Tongue	Increases your speed by an amount varying between 50 and 300.	Rainbow Drop	30 Minutes	1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
Blueberry Breath	Increases your begging income by 10% and your begging experience by 15%.	Blueberry Blast Jelly Beans Chocolate Room	100 Minutes 30 Minutes	—
Brainy	Increases your intelligence by 200.	Brains Smarty Pants	60 Minutes Variable^††	—
Burning Belly	Increases your power by 15%.	Dark Chocolate Room	30 Minutes	—
Calcium Rich	Increases your strength by 15%.	Dark Chocolate Room	30 Minutes	—
Caulimorphous	Increases your strength by 25%.	Caulipop	100 Minutes	—
Chocorat	Increases your rat's stats by 15% in battle.	Kit Rat Bar	60 Minutes	—
Cinnamon Breath	Increases your begging income by $1500 and your begging experience by 40%.	Cinnamon Flavored Gum	150 Minutes	Beg income is only increased by $150 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
Classy as Hell	Increases your respect gains by 25%.	Jolly Gentleman	15 Minutes	—
Clever Beggar	Increases your begging experience by 55%, but decreases your begging income by 25%. Also allows you to raise your begging stat to 1200.	The Art of ~~War~~ Begging	30 Minutes	—
Cream Whipped	Increases either your speed, power, or strength by 750.	Faberge Cream Egg Can of Whipped Cream	500 Minutes 30 Minutes	—
Curious Strength	Increases your strength by 300.	Altoids Junior Mints Chocolate Room	50 Minutes 250 Minutes 30 Minutes	—
Dalimorphous	Increases your speed by 25%.	Dalipop	100 Minutes	—
Death Perception	Increases your speed, power and strength by 1,000.	Haunted House	10 Minutes	Only obtainable by using Yoink.
Double Gorilla Strength	Increases your strength by 1000.	Double Gorillas	60 Minutes	—
Double Falcon Speed	Increases your speed by 1000.	Double Falcons	60 Minutes	—
Double Raptor Power	Increases your power by 1000.	Double Raptors	60 Minutes	—
Double You	Creates a Doppelganger to fight alongside you.	Twozzlers	25 Minutes	Random chance between offensive & defensive Doppelganger.
Emasculated	Decreases your strength by 15%.	Claw-o-Matic	50 Minutes	Cannot be self-inflicted.
Enraged	Increases your strength by 20% and your power by 25%, but decreases your speed by 10%.	Erupting Volcano	15 Minutes	—
Falcon Speed	Increases your speed by 500.	Gummi Peregrine Falcon	100 Minutes	—
Fizzy Floatiness	Increases your speed by 100 and gives you a 20% chance of dodging attacks.	Fizzy Lifting Soda	30 Minutes	—
Flame-tipped Spiked Hair	Causes your opponent to occasionally experience great recoil damage upon contact.	Flaming Hedgehog	15 Minutes	—
Gingerbread Breath	Increases your begging income by 25% and your begging experience by 40%.	Gingerbread Bum	50 Minutes	—
Glampire	Increases speed by 15%, and gives a 10% chance to drain life on hit.	Transylvania Slammer	15 Minutes	—
Gorilla Strength	Increases your strength by 500.	Gummi Gorilla	100 Minutes	—
Green Noser	Causes you to find more money than usual while exploring the City.	Filthy Leprechaun	15 Minutes	—
Green Tongue	Increases your strength by an amount varying between 50 and 300.	Rainbow Drop	30 Minutes	1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
Hobola	You're infected. Reduces your Intel to 1, removes your attack range, gives access to the Dark Pit, and more.	Death By Chocolate Losing to infected players.	24 Hours	Your Intel returns to normal when the effect ends. You can spread the Hobola by attacking & defeating other players.
Hobowarrior	Increases your power by 2000 and your speed by 10%.	Hobowarheads	60 Minutes	—
Indigo Tongue	Increases your speed, power, and strength, each by an amount varying between 50 and 300.	Rainbow Drop Chocolate Room	30 Minutes	1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
Interdimensionality	Gives you a 50% chance of dodging attacks.	Quantum Candy	100 Minutes	Causes your name to blink on the Message Boards and in HoboMails.
Jittery	Increases your speed by 200.	Wonka-stripe Candy Cane Chocolate Room	100 Minutes 30 Minutes	—
Juggernutalicious	Replaces your equipped weapon and armor with a 4000 defense Juggernaut Helmet, +10% to power and explore turns can go to -50	Jugger-Nut	30 Minutes	Your equipped weapon and armor return to normal when the effect ends.
Kablooie	If you are knocked below 10% of your life without dying you will explode, damaging your opponent and reducing your life to 1.	Blow-Up Pop	60 Minutes	—
Kitten Pox	Increases your speed by 300.	Purring Kitty	15 Minutes	—
Laid Back	Causes you to not lose any money whenever you lose a fight against another player.	Gin & Juice Special Brownie	15 Minutes 60 Minutes	—
Lead Heavy	Increases your power by 40%, but decreases your speed by 10%.	Fizzy Falling Soda	30 Minutes	—
Lightningy	Increases your speed by 15%.	Dark Chocolate Room	30 Minutes	—
Like A Rock	Steadily ramps up the damage you do during a fight as the fight progresses.	Rock Candy	60 Minutes	—
Longer-Lasting Energization	Increases your speed, power, and strength by 500.	Longer-Lasting Gobstopper	60 Minutes	—
Lubed Up	Decreases your power by 15%.	Claw-o-Matic	50 Minutes	Cannot be self-inflicted.
Magnetism	Gives you a small chance of deflecting or collecting any cans fired at you in battle.	ICPeanut Butter Cup	60 Minutes	—
Meleeria	Increases your experience gains from fights by 20%.	Fighters Lunch* Prison Hooch	60 Minutes 15 Minutes	—
Minty Beef Breath	Increases your begging income by 15%, your begging experience by 20%, and your chance of receiving a begging reward by 2%.	Peppermint Burger Patties	60 Minutes	—
Mop Head	Negates an opponent's status effect for the duration of the battle.	Mop Rocks	60 Minutes	—
Mummified	Increases your power by 100%, decreases your speed by 50% and makes you weak to fire.	Egyptini	15 Minutes	—
Noodly Awesomeness	Increases your speed, power, and strength by 400.	Gummi Spaghetti Monster	100 Minutes	—
On Fire	Increases your power and strength by 300 and causes your opponent to occasionally experience great recoil damage upon contact.	Redder Hots Self Immolation	150 Minutes 15 Minutes	—
Pearly Whites	Increases your begging income by $3000 and your begging experience by 50%.	Sugarfree Gum	60 Minutes	Beg income is only increased by $300 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
Patriotic	+25% to all battle stats while holding a Flag.	Freedom Fries	200 Minutes	—
Polymorphous	Increases your speed, power, and strength by 15%.	Polypop	100 Minutes	—
Puppy Power	Increases your power by 300.	Happy Puppy Chocolate Room	15 Minutes 30 Minutes	—
Quadra Jitters	Increases your speed by 1600 and gives you a 25% chance of dodging attacks.	Wonka Quadra Candy Cane	60 Minutes	—
Rainbow Pox	Increases your speed, power, and strength, each by an amount varying between 300 and 900.	Rainbow Balls	60 Minutes	—
Raptor Power	Increases your power by 500.	Gummi Raptor	100 Minutes	—
Raspberry Strength	Increases your strength by 300.	Chocolate Room	30 Minutes	—
Real Ultimate Power	Increases your speed, power, and strength by 2000.	Flying Dutchman Chocolate Room	60 Minutes 30 Minutes	An extremely rare and powerful status effect.
Red Tongue	Increases your power by an amount varying between 50 and 300.	Rainbow Drop Red Hots Gas Soaked Red Hots	30 Minutes 150 Minutes 150 Minutes	1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
Roast Beef Fortification	Increases your strength by 600, your begging income by $500, and your begging experience by 50%.	Roast Beef Flavored Gum	100 Minutes	Beg income is only increased by $50 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
SARS	Inflicts gradual damage on you in battle.	SARS Bar	60 Minutes	A highly contagious status effect.
Semi-Transparency	Gives you a 30% chance of dodging attacks.	Crystal Pepsi	100 Minutes	—
Semi-Lasting Energization	Increases your speed, power and strength by 250.	Semi-Lasting Gobstopper	200 Minutes	—
Shoegazer	Causes you to find one more extra can whenever you find cans while exploring the City.	The Long Walk	15 Minutes	—
XxxX Sorrowful XxxX	Causes you to automatically win battles whenever other players attack you and win.	Sorrowful Penguin	15 Minutes	Each Sorrowful win reduces the status effect's duration by 5 minutes. Changes the appearance of your name and default profile picture.
Spiked Hair	Causes your opponent to occasionally experience recoil damage upon contact.	Hedgehog	15 Minutes	—
Stickier Colder Hands	Increases your equipped weapon's attack by 1200.	Triple Dipps	60 Minutes	—
Sticky Cold Hands	Increases your equipped weapon's attack by 250.	Dippin Dots Freeze-Packed Dippin Dots**	100 Minutes	—
Sweetness	Increases your speed, power, and strength by 500.	Sweet Bomb	200 Minutes	—
Time Displacement	Sends everyone in the battle back into an era where either rats, status effects, or skills did not exist.	Time Traveler	15 Minutes	—
Tranquilized	Decreases your speed by 15%.	Claw-o-Matic	50 Minutes	Cannot be self-inflicted.
Under the Bridge	Gain respect from begging and from training at the University.	Red Hot Chili Pepper	60 Minutes	Gains decrease with repeated use. Effect kills you when it expires.
Uranium Enriched	Causes your opponents to experience increasing recoil damage upon damaging you.	Centrifuge	15 Minutes	The recoil damage limit is 5000.
Volleymorphous	Increases your power by 25%.	Volleypop	100 Minutes	—
Warwolf	Increases your power and strength by 30%, but disables your weapon & armor.	Full Moon	15 Minutes	Your equipped weapon & armor return to normal when the effect ends.
Wonka Spirit	Causes your Balltop Cane's stats to become greatly improved.	Wonka's Peppermint Spirits	150 Minutes	When this status effect is active, music plays at the Candy Store.
Zombified	Gives you the ability to do things like exploring and begging while dead, without any negative consequences.	Dead Man Walking Death Mints	15 Minutes 60 Minutes	Even with this effect, you cannot fight while dead; any battles will result in an automatic loss.

^†On Facebook HoboWars, the maximum duration of all status effects is 60 minutes.
^††The maximum duration of the Brainy status effect obtained from the Smarty Pants is 40 minutes times the amount of absorbed intelligence points.
*You can only obtain the Meleeria status effect from a Fighters Lunch on HoboArena.
**You can only obtain the Sticky Cold Hands status effect from a Freeze-Packed Dippin Dots if you feed one to Archangel Slugworth.
***Only a chance to obtain after defeating another player in battle.

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 It should also be noted that status effects don't last forever. Whenever a status effect is bestowed onto your hobo, its duration starts decreasing. Once the status effect's duration is up, it disappears. Exactly how long a status effect lasts depends upon the source of the status effect and when the status effect was bestowed onto your hobo.
-Status effects have many sources. The primary sources of status effects are certain food items and Mixed Drinks. Other things, such as the candy found in the Chocolate Room and the Dark Chocolate Room, can also bestow status effects onto your hobo. Some status effects have more than one source, with the only difference between the different sources being the duration.
+Status effects have many sources. The primary sources of status effects are certain food items and [[Drinking#List_of_Mixed_Drinks|Mixed Drinks]]. Other things, such as the candy found in the [[Chocolate Room]] and the [[Dark Chocolate Room]], can also bestow status effects onto your hobo. Some status effects have more than one source, with the only difference between the different sources being the duration.
-If for some reason you want to get rid of a status effect, there a couple of ways to go about doing so. The first way to get rid of a status effect is to just wait until its duration is up. The second way is to get another status effect bestowed onto your hobo, overwriting your current status effect. (You can only have one status effect active at a time.) The final way to get rid of a status effect is to take a dip in the chocolate river in the Chocolate Room for 1T. Doing so removes the status effect immediately with no consequences.
+If for some reason you want to get rid of a status effect, there a couple of ways to go about doing so. The first way to get rid of a status effect is to just wait until its duration is up. The second way is to get another status effect bestowed onto your hobo, overwriting your current status effect. (You can only have one status effect active at a time.) The final way to get rid of a status effect is to take a dip in the chocolate river in the [[Chocolate Room]] for 1T. Doing so removes the status effect immediately with no consequences.
-One important thing about using status effects in battles against other hobos should be noted. A weapon called the Coffee-Soaked Mop has the ability to temporarily negate the status effect of the hobo it is used against in a fight. Upon being "mopped" in a fight, your hobo's status effect does not take effect and loses 10 minutes of its remaining duration. Additionally, the ''Mop Head'' and ''Time Displacement'' status effects have the ability to negate status effects. The ''Mop Head'' status effect negates the status effect an opponent in battle and knocks 10 minutes off of its remaining duration, and the ''Time Displacement'' status effect has a 33⅓% chance of negating everyone's status effects in battle.
+One important thing about using status effects in battles against other hobos should be noted. A weapon called the Coffee-Soaked Mop has the ability to temporarily negate the status effect of the hobo it is used against in a fight. Upon being "mopped" in a fight, your hobo's status effect does not take effect and loses 10 minutes of its remaining duration. Additionally, the ''Mop Head'' and ''Time Displacement'' status effects have the ability to negate status effects. The [[Mop Head]] status effect negates the status effect an opponent in battle and knocks 10 minutes off of its remaining duration, and the [[Time Displacement]] status effect has a 33⅓% chance of negating everyone's status effects in battle.
 ==Cron Intervals==
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 Therefore, in order to get the most duration out of a status effect, obtain it as soon as a 5-minute cron interval has passed (e.g. at 10:05:02).
-List of cron intervals (12 every hour):
+{| border="0" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable"
+! align="left" | List of cron intervals (12 every hour):
-[XX:00:00 ~ XX:04:59] (at XX:00:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
+|
-[XX:05:00 ~ XX:09:59] (at XX:05:00 the cron job is run)
+{| border="0"  align="center" width="350"
+|-
-[XX:10:00 ~ XX:14:59] (at XX:10:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:00:00 ~ XX:04:59] (at XX:00:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:15:00 ~ XX:19:59] (at XX:15:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:05:00 ~ XX:09:59] (at XX:05:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:20:00 ~ XX:24:59] (at XX:20:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:10:00 ~ XX:14:59] (at XX:10:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:25:00 ~ XX:29:59] (at XX:25:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:15:00 ~ XX:19:59] (at XX:15:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:30:00 ~ XX:34:59] (at XX:30:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:20:00 ~ XX:24:59] (at XX:20:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:35:00 ~ XX:39:59] (at XX:35:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:25:00 ~ XX:29:59] (at XX:25:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:40:00 ~ XX:44:59] (at XX:40:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:30:00 ~ XX:34:59] (at XX:30:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:45:00 ~ XX:49:59] (at XX:45:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:35:00 ~ XX:39:59] (at XX:35:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:50:00 ~ XX:54:59] (at XX:50:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:40:00 ~ XX:44:59] (at XX:40:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
-[XX:55:00 ~ XX:59:59] (at XX:55:00 the cron job is run)
+| [XX:45:00 ~ XX:49:59] (at XX:45:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
+| [XX:50:00 ~ XX:54:59] (at XX:50:00 the cron job is run)
+|-
+| [XX:55:00 ~ XX:59:59] (at XX:55:00 the cron job is run)
+|}
+|}<br />
 ==List of Status Effects==
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 Please note that a few status effects are slightly different over on Facebook HoboWars and HoboArena.
+<span style="background-color:#F9A68A">''Status effects that can be obtained from licking a [[Ring Pop]] are marked with a pink background.''</span>
 <span style="background-color:darkgray">''Status effects that are only present in Facebook HoboWars and HoboArena are marked with a dark gray background.''</span>
-<span style="background-color:lightblue">''Status effects that are only present in HoboArena are marked with a light blue background.''</span>
+<!-- <span style="background-color:lightblue">''Status effects that are only present in HoboArena are marked with a light blue background.''</span> -->
-<span style="background-color:#F9A68A">''Status effects that can be obtained from licking a [[Ring Pop]] are marked with a pink background.''</span>
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 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Amish.gif
-! Amish
+! [[Amish]]
-| style="font-size:0.9em" | Replaces your equipped equipment set with the Amish equipment set.
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | Replaces your equipped armor with a 2000 defense [[Amish Hat]], <span style='color:red'>disables your equipped weapon</span>.
-| Amish Highball
+| [[Amish Highball]]
 | 15 Minutes
-| Weapon: None (Atk: <font color="#009900">+0</font>)<br />Armor: Amish Hat (Def: <font color="#0000FF">+2000</font>)
+| Your equipped weapon & armor return to normal when the effect ends.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Angry.gif
-! Angry
+! [[Angry]]
 | Increases your power by 20%.
-| Angry Mother
+| [[Angry Mother]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Apple-Breath.gif
-! Apple Breath
+! [[Apple Breath]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by $1000 and your begging experience by 40%.
-| Apple Flavored Gum
+| [[Apple Flavored Gum]]
 | 150&nbsp;Minutes
-| <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+| Beg income is only increased by $100 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Bacon-Breath.gif
-! Bacon Breath
+! [[Bacon Breath]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by 20% and your begging experience by 15%.
-| Bacon Blast Jelly Beans{{bhr}}Beggars Brunch
+| [[Bacon Blast Jelly Beans]]{{bhr}}[[Beggar's Brunch]]
 | 100 Minutes{{bhr}}50 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Bawling-like-a-baby.gif
-! Bawling like a baby
+! [[Bawling like a baby]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging experience by 50%, <font color="red">but decreases your begging income by 50%.</font>
-| Bawling Baby
+| [[Bawling Baby]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Blind.gif
-! Blind
+! [[Blind]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by 10% and your begging experience by 35%, <font color="red">but decreases your accuracy.</font>
-| Eye Gouger
+| [[Eye Gouger]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Bludgeoner-Breath.gif
+! [[Bludgeoner Breath]]
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by 25% and your begging experience by 30%.
+| [[Beggar's Bludgeon]]***
+| 10 Minutes
+| <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Blue-Tongue.gif
-! Blue Tongue
+! [[Blue Tongue]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your speed by an amount varying between 50 and 300.
-| Rainbow Drop
+| [[Rainbow Drop]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | 1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Blueberry-Breath.gif
-! Blueberry Breath
+! [[Blueberry Breath]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by 10% and your begging experience by 15%.
-| Blueberry Blast Jelly Beans{{bhr}}Chocolate Room
+| [[Blueberry Blast Jelly Beans]]{{bhr}}[[Chocolate Room]]
 | 100 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
-| style="background-color:darkgray" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Brainy.gif
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Brainy.gif
-! Brainy
+! [[Brainy]]
 | Increases your intelligence by 200.
-| Smarty Pants
+| [[Brains]]{{bhr}}[[Smarty Pants]]
-| Variable<sup>††</sup>
+| 60 Minutes{{bhr}}Variable<sup>††</sup>
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Burning-Belly.gif
-! Burning Belly
+! [[Burning Belly]]
 | Increases your power by 15%.
-| Dark Chocolate Room
+| [[Dark Chocolate Room]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Calcium-Rich.gif
-! Calcium Rich
+! [[Calcium Rich]]
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your strength by 15%.
-| Dark Chocolate Room
+| [[Dark Chocolate Room]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Caulimorphous.gif
-! Caulimorphous
+! [[Caulimorphous]]
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your strength by 25%.
-| Caulipop
+| [[Caulipop]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Chocorat.gif
-! Chocorat
+! [[Chocorat]]
-| style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your rat's stats by 12.5% in battle.
+| style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your rat's stats by 15% in battle.
-| Kit Rat Bar
+| [[Kit Rat Bar]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Cinnamon-Breath.gif
-! Cinnamon Breath
+! [[Cinnamon Breath]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by $1500 and your begging experience by 40%.
-| Cinnamon Flavored Gum
+| [[Cinnamon Flavored Gum]]
 | 150 Minutes
-| <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+| Beg income is only increased by $150 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Classy-as-Hell.gif
-! Classy as Hell
+! [[Classy as Hell]]
 | Increases your respect gains by 25%.
-| Jolly Gentleman
+| [[Jolly Gentleman]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Clever-Beggar.gif
-! Clever Beggar
+! [[Clever Beggar]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging experience by 55%, <font color="red">but decreases your begging income by 25%.</font> Also allows you to raise your begging stat to 1200.
-| ''The Art of <strike>War</strike> Begging'' <!--DocKnow: This is this status effect's source; I couldn't include its cost, but I don't think it matters, since I haven't included the cost to things like candy items in this article. If we make the BM article soon, I don't think we'll need to include the fact that it is located at BM. :) -->
+| [[Bernard's_Mansion#Private_Library|The Art of <strike>War</strike> Begging]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Cream-Whipped.gif
-! Cream Whipped
+! [[Cream Whipped]]
 | Increases either your speed, power, or strength by 750.
-| Faberge Cream Egg{{bhr}}Can of Whipped Cream
+| [[Faberge Cream Egg]]{{bhr}}[[Can of Whipped Cream]]
 | 500 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Curious-Strength.gif
-! Curious Strength
+! [[Curious Strength]]
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your strength by 300.
-| Altoids{{bhr}}Junior Mints{{bhr}}Chocolate Room
+| [[Altoids]]{{bhr}}[[Junior Mints]]{{bhr}}[[Chocolate Room]]
-| 50 Minutes{{bhr}}500 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
+| 50 Minutes{{bhr}}250 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Dalimorphous.gif
-! Dalimorphous
+! [[Dalimorphous]]
 | Increases your speed by 25%.
-| Dalipop
+| [[Dalipop]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Death-Perception.gif
+! [[Death Perception]]
+| Increases your speed, power and strength by 1,000.
+| [[Haunted House]]
+| 10 Minutes
+| Only obtainable by using [[Skills#Yoink|Yoink]].
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Double-Gorilla-Strength.gif
-! Double<br />Gorilla Strength
+! [[Double Gorilla Strength|Double<br />Gorilla Strength]]
 | Increases your strength by 1000.
-| Double Gorillas
+| [[Double Gorillas]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Double-Falcon-Speed.gif
-! Double<br />Falcon Speed
+! [[Double Falcon Speed|Double<br />Falcon Speed]]
 | Increases your speed by 1000.
-| Double Falcons
+| [[Double Falcons]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Double-Raptor-Power.gif
-! Double<br />Raptor Power
+! [[Double Raptor Power|Double<br />Raptor Power]]
 | Increases your power by 1000.
-| Double Raptors
+| [[Double Raptors]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Double-You.gif
+! [[Double You]]
+| style="font-size:0.95em" | Creates a Doppelganger to fight alongside you.
+| [[Twozzlers]]
+| 25 Minutes
+| Random chance between offensive & defensive Doppelganger.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Emasculated.gif
-! Emasculated
+! [[Emasculated]]
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | <font color="red">Decreases your strength by 15%.</font>
-| Evil Claw Machine
+| [[Claw-o-Matic]]
 | 50 Minutes
 | Cannot be self-inflicted.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Enraged.gif
-! Enraged
+! [[Enraged]]
-| style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your strength by 25% and your power by 20%, <font color="red"> but decreases your speed by 10%.</font>
+| style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your strength by 20% and your power by 25%, <font color="red"> but decreases your speed by 10%.</font>
-| Erupting Volcano
+| [[Erupting Volcano]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Falcon-Speed.gif
-! Falcon Speed
+! [[Falcon Speed]]
 | Increases your speed by 500.
-| Gummi Peregrine Falcon
+| [[Gummi Peregrine Falcon]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Fizzy-Floatiness.gif
-! Fizzy Floatiness
+! [[Fizzy Floatiness]]
 | Increases your speed by 100 and gives you a 20% chance of dodging attacks.
-| Fizzy Floating Soda
+| [[Fizzy Lifting Soda]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Flame-tipped-Spiked-Hair.gif
-! Flame-tipped<br />Spiked Hair
+! [[Flame-tipped Spiked Hair|Flame-tipped<br />Spiked Hair]]
 | Causes your opponent to occasionally experience great recoil damage upon contact.
-| Flaming Hedgehog
+| [[Flaming Hedgehog]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Gingerbread-Breath.gif
-! Gingerbread Breath
+! [[Gingerbread Breath]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by 25% and your begging experience by 40%.
-| Gingerbread Bum
+| [[Gingerbread Bum]]
 | 50 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Glampire.gif
+! [[Glampire]]
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases speed by 15%, and gives a 10% chance to drain life on hit.
+| [[Transylvania Slammer]]
+| 15 Minutes
+| <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Gorilla-Strength.gif
-! Gorilla Strength
+! [[Gorilla Strength]]
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your strength by 500.
-| Gummi Gorilla
+| [[Gummi Gorilla]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Green-Noser.gif
-! Green Noser
+! [[Green Noser]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Causes you to find more money than usual while exploring the City.
-| Filthy Leprechaun
+| [[Filthy Leprechaun]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Green-Tongue.gif
-! Green Tongue
+! [[Green Tongue]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your strength by an amount varying between 50 and 300.
-| Rainbow Drop
+| [[Rainbow Drop]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | 1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Hobola.gif
+! [[Hobola]]
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | You're infected. <span style='color:red'>Reduces your Intel to 1</span>, removes your attack range, gives access to the [[Dark Pit]], and more.
+| [[Death By Chocolate]]{{bhr}}Losing to infected players.
+| 24 Hours
+| style="font-size:0.9em" |  Your [[Intelligence|Intel]] returns to normal when the effect ends. You can spread the Hobola by attacking & defeating other players.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Hobowarrior.gif
-! Hobowarrior
+! [[Hobowarrior]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your power by 2000 and your speed by 10%.
-| Hobowarheads
+| [[Hobowarheads]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Indigo-Tongue.gif
-! Indigo Tongue
+! [[Indigo Tongue]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your speed, power, and strength, each by an amount varying between 50 and 300.
-| Rainbow Drop{{bhr}}Chocolate Room
+| [[Rainbow Drop]]{{bhr}}[[Chocolate Room]]
-| 30 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
+| 30 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | 1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Interdimensionality.gif
-! <div style="text-decoration:blink">Interdimensionality</div>
+! <div style="text-decoration:blink">[[Interdimensionality]]</div>
 | Gives you a 50% chance of dodging attacks.
-| Quantum Candy
+| [[Quantum Candy]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Causes your name to blink on the Message Boards and in HoboMails.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Jittery.gif
-! Jittery
+! [[Jittery]]
 | Increases your speed by 200.
-| Wonka-stripe Candy Cane{{bhr}}Chocolate Room
+| [[Wonka-stripe Candy Cane]]{{bhr}}[[Chocolate Room]]
 | 100 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Juggernutalicious.gif
+! [[Juggernutalicious]]
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | Replaces your equipped weapon and armor with a 4000 defense [[Juggernaut Helmet]], +10% to power and explore turns can go to -50
+| [[Jugger-Nut]]
+| 30 Minutes
+| Your equipped weapon and armor return to normal when the effect ends.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Kablooie.gif
-! Kablooie
+! [[Kablooie]]
-| style="font-size:0.9em" | If you are knocked below 10% of your life without dying you will explode, damaging your opponent and reducing your life to 1.
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | If you are knocked below 10% of your [[HP|life]] without dying you will explode, damaging your opponent and reducing your life to 1.
-| Blow-up Pop
+| [[Blow-Up Pop]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Kitten-Pox.gif
-! Kitten Pox
+! [[Kitten Pox]]
 | Increases your speed by 300.
-| Purring Kitty
+| [[Purring Kitty]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Laid-Back.gif
-! Laid Back
+! [[Laid Back]]
 | Causes you to not lose any money whenever you lose a fight against another player.
-| Gin & Juice{{bhr}}Special Brownie
+| [[Gin & Juice]]{{bhr}}[[Special Brownie]]
 | 15 Minutes{{bhr}}60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Lead-Heavy.gif
-! Lead Heavy
+! [[Lead Heavy]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your power by 40%, <font color="red">but decreases your speed by 10%.</font>
-| Fizzy Falling Soda
+| [[Fizzy Falling Soda]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Lightningy.gif
-! Lightningy
+! [[Lightningy]]
 | Increases your speed by 15%.
-| Dark Chocolate Room
+| [[Dark Chocolate Room]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Like-A-Rock.gif
-! Like A Rock
+! [[Like A Rock]]
 | Steadily ramps up the damage you do during a fight as the fight progresses.
-| Rock Candy
+| [[Rock Candy]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:darkgray" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Longer-Lasting-Energization.gif
-! Longer-Lasting Energization
+! [[Longer-Lasting Energization]]
 | Increases your speed, power, and strength by 500.
-| Longer-Lasting Gobstopper
+| [[Longer-Lasting Gobstopper]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Lubed-Up.gif
-! Lubed Up
+! [[Lubed Up]]
 | <font color="red">Decreases your power by 15%.</font>
-| Evil Claw Machine
+| [[Claw-o-Matic]]
-| 30 Minutes
+| 50 Minutes
 | Cannot be self-inflicted.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Magnetism.gif
-! Magnetism
+! [[Magnetism]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Gives you a small chance of deflecting or collecting any cans fired at you in battle.
-| ICPeanut Butter Cup
+| [[ICPeanut Butter Cup]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
-| style="background-color:lightblue" height="50pt" | http://www.hoboarena.com/images/effects/Meleeria.gif
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hoboarena.com/images/effects/Meleeria.gif
-! Meleeria
+! [[Meleeria]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your experience gains from fights by 20%.
-| Fighters Lunch
+| [[Fighters Lunch]]*{{bhr}}[[Prison Hooch]]
-| 60 Minutes
+| 60 Minutes{{bhr}}15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Minty-Beef-Breath.gif
-! Minty Beef Breath
+! [[Minty Beef Breath]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by 15%, your begging experience by 20%, and your chance of receiving a begging reward by 2%.
-| Peppermint Beef Patties
+| [[Peppermint Burger Patties]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Mop-Head.gif
-! Mop Head
+! [[Mop Head]]
 | Negates an opponent's status effect for the duration of the battle.
-| Mop Rocks
+| [[Mop Rocks]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Mummified.gif
+! [[Mummified]]
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your power by 100%, <span style='color:red'>decreases your speed by 50%</span> and <span style='color:red'>makes you weak to fire</span>.
+| [[Egyptini]]
+| 15 Minutes
+| <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Noodly-Awesomeness.gif
-! Noodly Awesomeness
+! [[Noodly Awesomeness]]
 | Increases your speed, power, and strength by 400.
-| Gummi Spaghetti Monster
+| [[Gummi Spaghetti Monster]]
-| 250 Minutes
+| 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/On-Fire.gif
-! On Fire
+! [[On Fire]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your power and strength by 300 and causes your opponent to occasionally experience great recoil damage upon contact.
-| Redder Hots{{bhr}}Self Immolation
+| [[Redder Hots]]{{bhr}}[[Self Immolation]]
 | 150 Minutes{{bhr}}15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Pearly-Whites.gif
-! Pearly Whites
+! [[Pearly Whites]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your begging income by $3000 and your begging experience by 50%.
-| Sugarfree Gum
+| [[Sugarfree Gum]]
 | 60 Minutes
+| Beg income is only increased by $300 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Patriotic.gif
+! [[Patriotic]]
+| +25% to all battle stats while holding a [[Side Wars|Flag]].
+| [[Freedom Fries]]
+| 200 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Polymorphous.gif
-! Polymorphous
+! [[Polymorphous]]
 | Increases your speed, power, and strength by 15%.
-| Polypop
+| [[Polypop]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Puppy-Power.gif
-! Puppy Power
+! [[Puppy Power]]
 | Increases your power by 300.
-| Happy Puppy{{bhr}}Chocolate Room
+| [[Happy Puppy]]{{bhr}}[[Chocolate Room]]
 | 15 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Quadra-Jitters.gif
-! Quadra Jitters
+! [[Quadra Jitters]]
 | Increases your speed by 1600 and gives you a 25% chance of dodging attacks.
-| Wonka Quadra Candy Cane
+| [[Wonka Quadra Candy Cane]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Rainbow-Pox.gif
-! Rainbow Pox
+! [[Rainbow Pox]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your speed, power, and strength, each by an amount varying between 300 and 900.
-| Rainbow Balls
+| [[Rainbow Balls]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Raptor-Power.gif
-! Raptor Power
+! [[Raptor Power]]
 | Increases your power by 500.
-| Gummi Raptor
+| [[Gummi Raptor]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Raspberry-Strength.gif
-! Raspberry Strength
+! [[Raspberry Strength]]
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | Increases your strength by 300.
-| Chocolate Room
+| [[Chocolate Room]]
 | 30 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Real-Ultimate-Power.gif
-! Real Ultimate Power
+! [[Real Ultimate Power]]
 | Increases your speed, power, and strength by 2000.
-| Flying Dutchman{{bhr}}Chocolate Room
+| [[Flying Dutchman]]{{bhr}}[[Chocolate Room]]
 | 60 Minutes{{bhr}}30 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | An extremely rare and powerful status effect.
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Red-Tongue.gif
-! Red Tongue
+! [[Red Tongue]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your power by an amount varying between 50 and 300.
-| Rainbow Drop{{bhr}}Red Hots{{bhr}}Gas-Soaked Red Hots
+| [[Rainbow Drop]]{{bhr}}[[Red Hots]]{{bhr}}[[Gas Soaked Red Hots]]
 | 30 Minutes{{bhr}}150 Minutes{{bhr}}150 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | 1/4 chance of obtaining this status effect from a Rainbow Drop.
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 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Roast-Beef-Fortification.gif
-! Roast Beef Fortification
+! [[Roast Beef Fortification]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your strength by 600, your begging income by $500, and your begging experience by 50%.
-| Roast Beef Flavored Gum
+| [[Roast Beef Flavored Gum]]
 | 100 Minutes
-| <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+| Beg income is only increased by $50 on Facebook HoboWars & HoboArena
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 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/SARS.gif
-! SARS
+! [[SARS]]
 | <font color="red">Inflicts gradual damage on you in battle.</font>
-| SARS Bar
+| [[SARS Bar]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | A highly contagious status effect.
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 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Semi-Transparency.gif
-! Semi Transparency
+! [[Semi-Transparency]]
 | Gives you a 30% chance of dodging attacks.
-| Crystal Pepsi
+| [[Crystal Pepsi]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
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 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Semi-Lasting-Energization.gif
-! Semi-Lasting Energization
+! [[Semi-Lasting Energization]]
 | Increases your speed, power and strength by 250.
-| Semi-Lasting Gobstopper
+| [[Semi-Lasting Gobstopper]]
 | 200 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
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 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Shoegazer.gif
-! Shoegazer
+! [[Shoegazer]]
-| Causes you find one more extra can whenever you find cans while exploring the City.
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | Causes you to find one more extra can whenever you find cans while exploring the City.
-| The Long Walk
+| [[The Long Walk]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
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 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Sorrowful.gif
-! <font color="red">XxxX</font>&nbsp;Sorrowful&nbsp;<font color="red">XxxX</font>
+! <font color="red">XxxX</font>&nbsp;[[Sorrowful]]&nbsp;<font color="red">XxxX</font>
 | Causes you to automatically win battles whenever other players attack you and win.
-| Sorrowful Penguin
+| [[Sorrowful Penguin]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Each ''Sorrowful'' win reduces the status effect's duration by 5 minutes.<br />Changes the appearance of your name and default profile picture.
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 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Spiked-Hair.gif
-! Spiked Hair
+! [[Spiked Hair]]
 | Causes your opponent to occasionally experience recoil damage upon contact.
-| Hedgehog
+| [[Hedgehog]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
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 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Stickier-Colder-Hands.gif
-! Stickier Colder Hands
+! [[Stickier Colder Hands]]
 | Increases your equipped weapon's attack by 1200.
-| Triple Dipps
+| [[Triple Dipps]]
 | 60 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
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 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Sticky-Cold-Hands.gif
-! Sticky Cold Hands
+! [[Sticky Cold Hands]]
 | Increases your equipped weapon's attack by 250.
-| Dippin Dots{{bhr}}Freeze&#8209;Packed&nbsp;Dippin&nbsp;Dots*
+| [[Dippin Dots]]{{bhr}}[[Freeze-Packed Dippin Dots]]**
-| 100 Minutes{{bhr}}100 Minutes
+| 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Sweetness.gif
-! Sweetness
+! [[Sweetness]]
 | Increases your speed, power, and strength by 500.
-| Sweet Bomb
+| [[Sweet Bomb]]
 | 200 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Time-Displacement.gif
-! Time Displacement
+! [[Time Displacement]]
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | Sends everyone in the battle back into an era where either rats, status effects, or skills did not exist.
-| Time Traveler
+| [[Time Traveler]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
 |- align="center"
 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Tranquilized.gif
-! Tranquilized
+! [[Tranquilized]]
 | <font color="red">Decreases your speed by 15%.</font>
-| Evil Claw Machine
+| [[Claw-o-Matic]]
 | 50 Minutes
 | Cannot be self-inflicted.
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Under-the-Bridge.gif
+! [[Under the Bridge]]
+| style="font-size:0.95em" | Gain [[respect]] from [[begging]] and from training at the [[University]].
+| [[Red Hot Chili Pepper]]
+| 60 Minutes
+| style="font-size:0.95em" | Gains decrease with repeated use. Effect kills you when it expires.
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 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Uranium-Enriched.gif
-! Uranium Enriched
+! [[Uranium Enriched]]
 | Causes your opponents to experience increasing recoil damage upon damaging you.
-| Centrifuge
+| [[Centrifuge]]
 | 15 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | The recoil damage limit is 5000.
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 | style="background-color:#F9A68A" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Volleymorphous.gif
-! Volleymorphous
+! [[Volleymorphous]]
 | Increases your power by 25%.
-| Volleypop
+| [[Volleypop]]
 | 100 Minutes
 | <span style="display:none">—</span><hr style="width:75%" />
+|- align="center"
+| style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Warwolf.gif
+! [[Warwolf]]
+| style="font-size:0.9em" | Increases your power and strength by 30%, but <span style='color: red'>disables your weapon & armor</span>.
+| [[Full Moon]]
+| 15 Minutes
+| Your equipped weapon & armor return to normal when the effect ends.
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 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Wonka-Spirit.gif
-! Wonka Spirit
+! [[Wonka Spirit]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Causes your Balltop Cane's stats to become greatly improved.
-| Wonka's Peppermint Spirits
+| [[Wonka's Peppermint Spirits]]
 | 150 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | When this status effect is active, music plays at the Candy Store.
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 | style="background-color:white" height="50pt" | http://www.hobowars.com/images/effects/Zombified.gif
-! Zombified
+! [[Zombified]]
 | style="font-size:0.9em" | Gives you the ability to do things like exploring and begging while dead, without any negative consequences.
-| Dead Man Walking{{bhr}}Death Mints
+| [[Dead Man Walking]]{{bhr}}[[Death Mints]]
 | 15 Minutes{{bhr}}60 Minutes
 | style="font-size:0.95em" | Even with this effect, you cannot fight while dead; any battles will result in an automatic loss.
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-<sup>&#8224;</sup>On Facebook HoboWars, the maximum duration of all status effects is 60 minutes.<br /><sup>††</sup>The maximum duration of the ''Brainy'' status effect obtained from the Smarty Pants is 40 minutes times the amount of absorbed intelligence points.<br />*You can only obtain the ''Sticky Cold Hands'' status effect from a Freeze-Packed Dippin Dots if you feed one to Archangel Slugworth.
+<sup>&#8224;</sup>On Facebook HoboWars, the maximum duration of all status effects is 60 minutes.<br /><sup>††</sup>The maximum duration of the ''Brainy'' status effect obtained from the [[Smarty Pants]] is 40 minutes times the amount of absorbed intelligence points.<br />*You can only obtain the ''Meleeria'' status effect from a [[Fighters Lunch]] on HoboArena.<br />**You can only obtain the ''Sticky Cold Hands'' status effect from a [[Freeze-Packed Dippin Dots]] if you feed one to Archangel Slugworth.<br />***Only a chance to obtain after defeating another player in [[Fighting|battle]].
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