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- BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE NOT QUITE AS QUICK AS OTHERS, PLEASE READ THE BEGINNERS GUIDE BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.
- I MEAN, SURE, IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR THAT IT WAS A GOOD FIRST STEP, BUT SOME OF YOU CAN'T QUITE FIGURE IT OUT.
That's right. Caps lock is cruise control for awesome.
Ok Wanker, there is nothing we can do, lets just let it go and back away. Good things come to those who wait. Never know, just wait it out. This site will stay up, we can still link it regardless. Cap'n DP
Contents
Real Introduction
Welcome to Hobowars Help Wiki 2.0!
When in doubt, read the Beginners Guide. If you wish to contribute, please read the Read Before Editing handbook.
Game Concepts and Actions
Game Locations
First City
| Bernard's Mansion | Can Depo | Casino | City Hall |
| Duncan's House | SGHM | Suicide Hill | 7-11 |
| Toys'R'Us | Walmart |
Second City
| Bowling Alley | Boxing Stadium | Bus Station | City Hall |
| Docks | Liquor Store | Park | Parking Garage |
| Playground | Red Light District | Sewers | Telephone Booth |
| Trainstation |
Rules et Cetera
| Game Rules | Game Staff | Privacy policy | Terms and Conditions |
| Custom Characters | DNS | IRC |
Wanker's Angry Introduction
- Many moons ago, ten of us came together to make this tutorial. Our names were listed at the bottom, a testament to our sacrifice.
- Today, we have been insulted. The game staff have organized a contest to write a tutorial. All of our work has been ignored. Our time wasted. When we made this tutorial, we did it to help people (and see less bitching), not get a Wii.
- As the staff said, "Damn straight! Good work deserves to be rewarded and rewards you shall have."
- Where's our cookie?
- Cheers, Wanker
Doody's Frustation
- A while back, Andy released the wiki. A few of the elders in hoboland decided to embark on this journey and help out the incoming population of new players. Ever since then, we have spent our time creating and editing this very wiki. Now the game staff wants to create a new wiki and waste their time and resources on it. There is no need to do this, as there is a perfectly good wiki right here.
- I will give you options. Either reward those who have spent time working on something for YOUR game, or ignore us. It is that simple, but if you choose to ignore us, you will have many older players who will no longer support the ideas of the game staff.
- It is not our fault that the new players have trouble finding your tiny little link nested between others. If you want people to be able to find it, PROMOTE IT.
- If you decide to reward those who are helping you now, that is your decision. But you should not ignore those who have worked for you for much much longer and have done the work already.
- End Rant, Doody
Frequent Contributers
| Wanker | Doody | Juggs | Waterbottle | Soren |
| Crazykid | T Burnout | OperationFailed | Wordy |
